IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Sutherland is the best player on the park - but he is taking the corners instead of Doran _ is that fer the future ? Half chance in the air on 8 yards out - unfotunately fell to Hogg - amd then Granty saves a certain goal.

Nicky Ross does a Paul Scholes (tackle!!) but Grainger fires in a Dzebi Zadi free kick - but where was our central defence as Gaybody hits the feckin post.

Pitch cutting up already - grsass looks long as well - Tommy Cumming would retire if it was his. Great through ball by Shane - great cross from Doran - just over Foran at the far post - we are beginning to play football.

Innes dives in blindly on the 18 yard line - feckin great defending - why isnt Hogg in there

I really hope it's Naymar because I was at the Emirates the other week and I got really, really drunk, and I threw something at him so I would like the chance to say sorry to him. More chance of signing Naelifts - and how do you say sorry in German ?

Does that mean you actually approve of me ??

Absolutely spot on - and (I fink) that DalneighCaley was being sarcastic ( ) but I am probably the main offender this season - but every time I have been thrown out or threatned to be - I have been told that my "crime" was "inciting others to stand up" - my "offence" is that I start off chants and encourage others to join in to give the team that I love to hear the support. I am an old git I only stand up to sing - but because I am a recognisable and stand out "character" I am singled out. At the end of the day I aint a hooligan or incitng violence - I am merely trying to get a feckin atmosphere going and honestly trying to attract more yoof to suuport their local team and encoraging feckin craic and banter. Get the polis in to the OF stands and chuck the feckin stand up bigots out of Scottish Football grounds. I stood up at Midden fer most of the first game without a word of warning and then I get warned the next game fer the second time I stood up. I stand up at Killie, Muvversmell and Hearts every game - and just look at the manner in which the away support was traeted - completely different - at the two Hibee games. At the end of the day I am informed that it is actually ICT (our management) who point out the "troublesome" individuals - do they have a feckin hidden agenda ?

Same team as Killie but Shane fer Rooney if injury is confirmed - start pallning fer next season

Before this afternoon I would have been happy with what we have got plus a couple of loanees - but I have just had a booxy afternoon with an old mate - a football agent and the two guys he is posh hotelling with - two other football agents, Unfortunately Rooney and Hayes are on the radar - but one of the agents said that Rooney was a target fer Preston and Burnley but that ICT are looking fer a swop deal - and the name of Barry Nicholson was heralded. They also said that Rory McAllister's agent was really pushing a move to ICT but was currently askin fer too many spondoolachs to try and draw in Abedire and Dungdee. They also said that - due to the Orion links - there was rumours of Eastern European loanees and especially a teenager from Brazil ??

I feel that is politer than referring to them as they really are - smelly caravan dwelling peg selling theiving gypsy bestards

Is it just me but did others go home from this game with a fair degree of positivity - or was it the overindulgence of the Stiffies in the Hunting Lodge and the thought of the wet Fannies afterwards ?!! We took on a very good side in their back yard, we wnet out to win and attack. We probably just about deserved a draw although Killie missed the sitter of the season and had the clear MOM - Eremenko - providing the class and vision that we have been missing fer ages - If he had been playing in our central midfield we would have murdered them. ESSON My MOM once again - I think that it is/would be a disgrace if he doesnt get a cap fer his performances this season. DUFF I have always liked him and would have preferred him in midfield but he really is an accomplished right back - and lets face it - who the feck else is there. ROSSCOE Solid as ever and amazes me how he keeps going. Keeping out Granty and Innes and rightly so - but - sorry - he aint going to keep going fer ever - or even another season in the SPL - could this be a psychological ploy to get Granty more in shape ? HOGG Quite simply will be at the centre of our defence for years to come - and will be captain next season. GILLET Just back and needs games but boy does he have the defensive pace that we have been missing fer a long time - also looks good in the air - could he be the pacy central defender that we have also been lacking in fer yonks. HAYES Still not fit but in some ways his injuries this season have kept him - hopefully - out of the eye of bigger clubs - could be a major influence next season ROSS Young and still learning but I hope that Tel keepsplaying him in central midfield - he is as good as/better than Cox and Duncan but I am still not sure if he is just a copy or whether he does have the capability of being a playmaker. COX The holding midfielder and good at it - only difference between Cox and Duncan is their ages. DORAN Impressed me yesterday with his work rate - not just a tanner ba winger - more like a grafting Barry Wilson to me - will just improve. ROONEY I thought that he was struggling just before half time - I suspect thet he was hooked because of injury. FORAN Led the line well and is becoming a true captain. If we start withthis line up next season - we will survive and more

I prefer my Ship Inn (Ayr) pint pot signed by Harry.

Well I could never resist a Fanny by Gaslight in Kilmarnock

I assume that I will be berated but are we not all forgetting the Aquifer ??

Central midfield is where he will end up - as long as he beefs himself up - could follow in the footsteps of Ian Black - minus the temper and a wee bit added skill.

Feck me - I have just got home and I thought that we had won 1-0.

?Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.?

As Arnold Toynbee once said to me "As human beings, we are endowed with freedom of choice, and we cannot shuffle off our responsibility upon the shoulders of God or nature. We must shoulder it ourselves. It is our responsibility.? And I, after three years of refusenik - esque denial and contemplation - decided that I would pledge my allegiance to INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE FC. And I dont have any regrets. Well apart from having to sing feckin Jaggie songs

Feck me - What am I going to do if there is no football on ??

He should be treated as all ginger nuts deserve - dunked in a hot vessel, sucked and swallowed and the process repeated. In Lennons case he travels through the digestive system and re-emerges the folowing day - when ya can repeat the satisfying routinr again and again.

Try Fleetwood FC

Has to be the same IHE Kilt outfit that has graced the last two cup wins - and they havent been washed since.

But what about Cup games live on the telly ?

What about a statue of Rod the Mod ?

Are you out of yer feckin skull ?