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Brewster's face was priceless. The script was perfect. Manager signs player who he describes as 'will be quality'.Fans suspicious. Player becomes quality. Manager vindicated. Manager and laughing boy Thompson head for Millionaires Row, Tannadice-shire. Player and friends stab backstabber in the last 30 seconds. Laughing boy stops laughing. Rossco and Keogh crack joke but Brewster and Thompson don't see funny side. Manager stays in Inverness overnight for comfort stop and sympathy. Then heads back to Tannadice to save playing and managerial career using Grocer's diminishing funds. Looks down to Capital City for spiritual guidance and can only see fellow ex-ICT Manager drowning sorrows in a rant about officials costing Livvy £1m. Text message sent to Pele expressing disappointment at his not getting Ross County job. IHE offers support group counselling!!!

Denzil was injured last week. The conditions were difficult for every player today so Denzil was no different yet he almost won the game late on. Jackson is injured and on critches. It would have been inappropriate to send him on today with crutches. Get real and become true supporters.

One win in 13. Thank goodness we pocketed £250,000 when we did or else we might be half a million worse off by now.

Sheffield United might be a good game.

ICT and Dundee United have been kind to their Inverness drinking buddy Chunky Robbo. Livvy go to Dunfermline next week for the biggest game of their lives. A win against the team that scraped through their CIS Cup Semi Final match after a slightly dodgy penalty is an absolute must for Robbo. Beat Dunfermline and Robbo would be three points behind with three games to go. Dunfermline would be rattled and Livvy after three straight wins would play us again. They've beaten us twice this season so would fancy drawing close to Dunfermline who've now played the only other side that can be relegated i.e. Falkirk. We feel they cheated relegation last year by unethical means but does anyone think they can perform the great escape this time with Dunfermline slipping through the trap door? Robbo offered to do some coaching under Leish after his spat with County - ironic if he had the last laugh beating the odds and sending Dunfermline to oblivion!

Although Brewster might currently be hacking away at high earning under performers, let's not forget 1 win in 12 and nothing to show as a returning aged player, is very poor. If Dundee achieve nothing in their last 4 games, who would go to Dundee United? Why would you go there? It can only be money. Next season, Brewster would start with a fresh team but in the biggest hole of his life.Supporters would be verging on anarchy to get him out if Dundee fail to perform from the start. Like Robbo, I can see him commuting from Inverness to his next job starting about January 2007.