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He refused to pledge that he could turn round the situation, however. “I’d like to say yes, but at the end of the day when you go 27 games with two wins you’ve got to question everything about the club. It’s obviously not been happening, maybe we just aren’t good enough. '' Inspirational eh!!! ''.....to be fair, I never thought we looked like winning today.''

Inverness tried very hard to keep us, with a contract offer through to 2009, but I just feel there's great potential at Dundee United," continued Brewster. "The fans believe they should be better than where they are because there are good players, but I say the league position never lies. But there is potential - a great stadium, good training facilities, a great fan-base and, sure, they've got some decent players. "They will have a lot to live up to if they are to give me as much as the Caley Thistle players gave me. Fitness is massive for me. If you're not fit and strong, you lose more games. '' The importance of every little sign and detail was the motivation for Brewster’s attempt to ventilate a stadium he came to regard as a Colditz on Sandeman Street. “I came in at pre-season and got all the bars taken off the windows at Tannadice. They were security bars, but the windows are too high up for that to be an issue. And we got all the windows cleaned. I brought it on myself to change that because the place was like a prison. No disrespect, but it was a prison. It was brutal at times. Brutal. I got a new floor in. Got the place painted. New pictures in, glossy pictures of previous players. Anything to get a freshness about the place.”

Brewster before the Aberdeen game: 'when you win a couple of games you’re great '

It's like a good wine getting better with age. Jim Calder certainly pulled off some cracking saves. Hopefully someone will post the video of Viduka throwing his boots at his boss in due course. 10 points behind Rangers and out of the Cup - how times change. Rangers 10 points behind Celtic and becoming the first Scottish side to beat an Italian side away. We owe a lot to those who fought adversity and created ICT. Now we have to extract points from Falkirk and St Mirren.

As Alex Smith headed in a permanent downward spiral his media quotes became more and more cliche ridden and predictable. So what are your favourite quotes from the great man (as the grim reaper Sturrock awaits!)? For instance, after putting an unfit Lee Wilkie on the bench for the visit of Celtic to add presence to his team he witnessed 26 out of 28 games where he did not get a win. His team, bereft of talent because only Craig Brewster can play football even at 40, sunk to the bottom. After his reserves won this week his classic in the Evening Telegraph was '“It shows there is competition for first-team places, which is something we need.” Well done Craig!

A few seconds after the divot moved after a well trained mole passed underneath, Steve MacLaren went straight to his notebook - let's hope he didn't write 'Check to see if Mark Brown has an English granny'.

Planet Mars is in fact 800 metres down the road from the Stadium. They must dream stories as they watch the dolphins play.

We probably have the most honest bunch of players in the SPL. Craig has experienced some very serious lows in his career and I am sure these experiences mean a false big money move could be a disaster. At his age he could be more into oblivion than O'Riordan because there might be no way back. For those who do not see him coming off the pitch either for substitutions or at the end he is the most serious of any player. He always looks totally angry with his performance for the Club or team.

Against County, Charlie always had a kind word of advice for Irvine. Charlie will be speaking to Sir Alex this weekend at Gleneagles. What message should he text Brian?

Will the Editor please speak to whoever continues to peddle the assumption that Mark Brown is most likely to be our first full Internationalist. Please ask him to venture under the Bridge around the corner to Caledonian Stadium to check whether Richard Hastings became our first full Internationalist. If the Courier mean Scottish, please insert that in future reports to correct a recurring error. Then for good measure, add 'whilst playing for the Club' so that our neighbours can appreciate that McSwegan, a former Scottish Internationalist, is not the first Internationalist to play for us. And for good measure, please ensure you state professional because Richie Hart is a Semi-Professional Internationalist.

Agree with IHE - Zander looked very impressive in his cameo role against Dunfermline. Equally Rory is only a brilliant goal away from leading the line on a regular basis. If we bring in mercenaries we change the culture of the club. We develop our own unless we find hungry guys looking to add to ICT's traditions. Riordan whinged and whinged at Hibs for a big money move. Many players have screwed up through greed and unrealistic ambition. It was one reason we offered Ian Black advice to get his game right before taking a move.

If you are a big team you have to start somewhere. Celtic home in their next game whilst Motherwell entertain Dunfermline. United will have a chance to show the SPL where their old firm training regime has taken them. Bottom place! A swap with Gretna would be Brewster's next target. Thank goodness they don't want to become a diddy team like us.

Yes - one of our resident reporters?

The Scotsman Dundee Utd Grant Smith has agreed a short-term deal with the Terrors after he impressed during a trial at Tannadice (BBC Online). The 26 year-old midfielder was a free agent after being released by Bristol City. Craig Brewster welcomed the new man, saying: "Subject to clearance, Smith will turn out for the reserves tomorrow. All being well, he will be included in the squad for Sunday's game against Hearts." Insert mean-spirited crack about Smith never having played for Caley Thistle here. Craig Brewster has revealed he's going to cut back on his playing duties so he can concentrate more on running the team (Sun). He said: "I enjoy it more when I'm on the sidelines, so the ideal scenario from now on is either to be a substitute or out of it altogether." And think of it Craig, you'll have even more time to scout Inverness Caley players. I really must get over this obsession.

We may be just four points off the bottom which is clearly better than 2 if it had been 0-0 so lets be positive. Rossco really wanted the win yesterday. He will inspire others to want to win and by that I mean guys like Rankin who's finding it quite hard at this level. Barry has been driving like **** to get breakthroughs. Mark and the back four worked very hard as a team yesterday. That's four league games without defeat. Rangers is a massive game because they will regroup after the internationals and will prove very dangerous. We could be Kilmarnock supporters today! Or Elgin or Forfar or Ross County supporters. We do give the impression that behind the current malaise which has its roots in Brewsters unethical and childish behaviour, that sooner rather than later, we will up the work rate and produce a great performance.

He left for Champions League experience eventually. Mark Brown may well leave at the end of this season and he should get a ,assive thank you. Denzil and Barry have both gone out and improved their pension rights.

Charlie is right about the TV money being greatfully received. I can see both sets of fans having grievances and we might lose money. We have a great chance to get a first win if Aberdeen continue to whinge.

They are in a cup final after beating the mighty Albion Rovers 4-1.

Alan Freeland to Falkirk's Stephen O'Donnell 'Have you been booked already?' The ref asked me the most stupid question ever,” O’Donnell said. “He asked if I’d been booked already. I said ‘no’.”

Next week's game at the Pittodrie Tulloch's Seaside Stadium was always a key game. The club psychologist will have his work cut out but the fans can help.

Charlie Tell the press that our vote of confidence in Charlie is miles in excess of our belief that you will one day become a fine athlete. This thread has been populated by a very small sample which is probably hardly representative and from your professional day job, it is inconceivable that you would regard your current superficial findings and conclusion as scientific.

It does make extremely good sense. Assuming he can still play the odd game it also gives us cover.

In the days when we went into the league we attacked all teams with a Braveheart thrust. We saw higher level teams playing dull football. We thought it was a malaise caused by their fear of losing or their arrogance at swatting the diddy team from Nessyland - we had no fear of losing. Football was fun and exciting and we were a great cup team. Now that we are 'better' we are in a cup malaise ourselves. We seem to be demotivated. I hope this is temporary. Maybe in the minds of the players they want an Intertoto place and feel let down by UEFA this summer. The CIS Cup ends at Hampden so the carrot is not there. Maybe we will be driven by the need to survive in this league at Kilmarnock this Saturday because a defeat and home defeat by Dunfermline and a few wins by Motherwell would put us well and truly where the sun don't shine.

If it goes to extra time and penalties we will get better value for money so lets hope for 4-4 at full time, 6-6 after exttra time. I recall the days when 0-0 was an extreme rarity now we get two in three home games. No, I am hoping we are losing 4-1 at half time and then recover to win 5-4 in full time.

Little bit unfair I feel some of the comments have been. Have you run around in baking sunshine for 95 minutes? Dundee United at back, held the ball, and although we gained good chances, we didn't make the beakthrough. Luckily Dundee United didn't either. So it's onwards and upwards against Falkirk and then an even trickier game against Kilmarnock. But hey, would you rather be watching County?