Ach Mannie, dear mannie,eh sure feel yer pain,
another gemme cancelled because of the rain,
the Bhoy's ,they were coming from near and from Farr,
arriving in trains,and buses and cars
Now Tommy said "naw" the pitch is to wet,
yer no playing here,well at least no yet,
gies and hour to get ready, see what i can dae,
The Telly said wait? are ya daft, get away!
a decision was made to abandon all hope,
so the Bhoys that were left sang their songs oh the Pope,
in pubs near and Farr,they bemoaned the wee Caley,
and went to watch Rangers and go an the swalley.
Their day ended well when results filtered through,
Yenited had beaten their rivals in Blue,
Conspiracy theories were put to one side
Ya just cannae beat nature, the rain and the tide.