Heilandee

When it comes to taking the ****, your in.

Learned to drive in long wheel base military Land Rover with a jumped up wee MT driver Corpral who shouted constantly like Windsor Davis in aint alf hot mum,he would take your watch and put it behind the back wheel when practicing hill starts then make you hold the Land Rover on the clutch till yer leg was shakin like a shitein dog's.Sadistic wee keech. :angry: Passed first time mind you,as anything wiz a breeze after being in a vehicle wi him!

Don't envy yer task lads,i got an e-mail on Sunday from the folks that host my wee website saying the raids on the server my sites on had failed and to just upload the site again! "sorry for any inconveniance caused" :( took me several hours with my limited knowledge,still some pics and things missing that i will need to re-do so i can appreciate the magnitude of the task on a site this size to new servers :(

Acording to the "Tully" it was agreed between the clubs Dee handed big ticket allocation for ALBA final Dundee have been awarded the lion?s share of the tickets for next month?s ALBA Challenge Cup Final against Inverness Caley Thistle at McDiarmid Park (writes Tom Duthie). After a meeting between the clubs and the Scottish Football League, it has been decided the Dark Blues will have 6200 tickets with 3400 going to Caley. That means fans travelling from Dundee will be housed in the main stand and behind both goals. Tickets for the November 22 date in Perth will go on sale around the end of the month.

ALBA Challenge Cup Final 2009 Wed, 07 Oct 2009 MC ALBA Dundee F.C. v Inverness Caledonian Thistle F.C. McDiarmid Park, Perth. Sunday 22nd November, 2009. Kick?Off 3.00 p.m. Entrance to this match will be by TICKET ONLY. TICKETS CAN ONLY BE PURCHASED FROM BOTH CLUBS The ticket prices are as follows:- West (Main) Stand and East Stand ?15.00 for Adults ?5.00 for Concessions North Stand and South (Ormond) Stand ?14.00 for Adults ?5.00 for Concessions Concessions are as follows:- Senior Citizens (over 60), Students (on production of a valid matriculation card) and Juveniles (under 16) To assist in the strict policy of segregation of supporters, the following instructions must be strictly adhered to: DUNDEE F.C. SUPPORTERS WILL OCCUPY:- West (Main) Stand, North Stand and South (Ormond) Stand INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE F.C. SUPPORTERS WILL OCCUPY:- East Stand FOR YOUR INFORMATION I. Turnstiles will be opened at approximately 2.00 p.m. It is important that supporters sit in the designated stand for their club. Please follow the instructions of the Stewards and Police on the day of the match. Please be advised that fans wearing bulky coats or jackets and/or carrying bags may be searched prior to entering the ground. Refusal to agree to a search may lead to disqualification from entry. Be advised, as the fixture is scheduled for 22nd November, most fans will be "appropriately" dressed for the weather and therefore searches may add some considerable time to your entry to the stadium. Please ensure you leave yourself ample time for your journey! II. The Police Authorities will be extremely vigilant in the policing of The Criminal Law (Consolidation) (Scotland) Act, 1995. III. A strict segregation policy will be enforced at McDiarmid Park. IV. Flags on sticks/small canes will not be allowed into the stadium. V. Persistent standing will not be tolerated VI. McDiarmid Park is a non-smoking stadium. VII. EXTRA-TIME. If the score is level at the end of normal play, 30 minutes extra-time will be played and thereafter, if required, Kicks from the Penalty Mark in accordance with the Rules laid down by the International Football Association Board will be taken. For all other Dundee F.C. Cup Final information visit their website on www.thedees.co.uk For all other Inverness Caledonian Thistle F.C. Cup Final information visit their website on www.ictfc.co.uk

Reminds me of a night out in Newcastle , i saw a wee Hilda Ogden complete with curlers and stockings, floor a guy dressed as Russ Abotts Jimmy Jock! Very surrreal and totaly unforgettable

Fancy a square go in Pitlochry ya tatw ? You no gettin a bit auld for sqaure go's?,how's about we have a game of giant drafts to settle things and i'll supply the Werthers originals. Loser buy's the chips!

Have a good day Big D, cyber birthday pint on it's way

Already spoken to the boss and organised the following day aff,see some of you's in the Fair City's watering holes nae doot,no ge'in us abuse coming back up the A9 after we win now folks eh?

Good wee Capri Montage here, Clarkson takes a fair beating aff a burd :clapping03: Always coveted a 2.8i with alloys,but couldnae afford one...............sigh

Tragic story and somewhat insensative of STV news who were carrying the story to then go on and show graphic video footage of a lad bungee jumping over water and the bungee coming off,fortunatly he survived, but poor timing showing it, given the earlier story.

First Capri was a 1.6L basic as feck,me and a mate at Alness went halfies on it (?25 each) to go to Knebworth for Deep Purple concert,goad knows how it made it all the way there and back with a mega carry oot in the boot,lasted several months afterwards as well till dying in a plume of smoke on the back roads to Findhorn. Later on,i bought a beutiful Silver 2.0 litre Ghia complete with sun roof AND cassette player that was my pride and joy till some chunt spilt a pint of milk in the back and it always stunk on hot days after that :clapping03: Capri's ! eh loved them, all us young lads thought we were Archie in a Capri and so mush sauver and cooler than them rough Escort types

You give Mrs Y a chocolate button for hoovering?

Ach, we all get issues Manny ,but it's the inequity in policing and stewarding at TCS that gets meh dinger.They always take the easy option here, allowing OF carte blanc,picking out youngsters for standing or swearing (oh dear :( ) whilst turning a blind eye to OF in home ends etc. My final straw was at St Mirren game couple of years back when ICT came back from 2 down and when 3rd went in youngster with no malice whatsoever jumped the wall celebrating and was hooked by polis with his feet of the ground and charged.My remonstrations with the polis near got me into proper bother and while i'd do it again,I just cant be arsed with the hassle anymore.Mebbes we should make a stand against this nonsense but the PC folk are wearing me down. Sunday is exactly the type of game i'd happily have gone along to in the past and supported ICT , few beers and bit of craic, but sadly,not anymore.

Sorry to read that Manny,ICT jobsworths and policing policies at TCS managed to pee off this "neutral" enough to stop going along as a supporter of football who enjoys a good afternoon out, but I decided it just wasn't worth the hassle.If they are doing it to died in the wool auld gits like yerself they really need to take a look at where it's all heading

Yes it's a diddy cup,but for most it's the best chance of a national final, so bring it on i say.Hope to see some of you on the train to Perth on the 22nd or in the boozers for a wee pre match swally.

But LG, surely the whole point is, few, if any County supporters are actually gypsies,its just generic banter,for officials of the club to get involved in discussions and talk of bannings is absurd in the extreme.To the best of my knowledge most ICT supporters i ken haven't actually had any liasons wi sheep so shouldn't get to upset at the songs,in turn, i'll not take being a pikey jute mink personally

Surely this thread should be in the "general nonsense" forum. shakes head smiley

I noticed that as well,and server changed from Manchester to London,I know carphone warehouse bought over AOL UK so assume it's to do with that but not sure what dictates which one it measures speeds from. Any one know?

Cheers guy's yer rite enuff . Took router down to main point and set up wireless on lappy, hey presto looooaaaads faster, over 2 meg at peak times unheard of, and surfing is much faster, you tubes run without stuttering and stalling which is all i,m after. I,ll get a wireless card sorted out for the main pc and all should be tickety boo. Cyber pints all round

Been on the phone to AOL for a moan, boy started by saying i should go online early morning or late at night as it's quiter!!!! Eh feckin know that but dinnae want to get up at the crack of dawn for a decent connection speed.Anyways, he reckons they are updating exchanges and SOON this should not be a problem but didn't know when,(I'm sure i've heard that ane before) he also reckons my router being connected to upstaire extension as opposed to main phone line in could make a big differance,any one know for a fact? JAY_7 perhaps.Dinnae want to go rewiring a'thing and getting wireless card if it's not gonna make much differance.Ah well, now times getting on speeds arite again, annoying right enuff

Last night during peak times while trying to keep up with footy updates (Did i mention we beat Aberdeen last night :angel06: ) speed was dropping as low as 0.2Mb! really frustrating,back to normal today,will have to get aff meh erse and do something about it.Whats the lowest yours drops at peak times Smee? Thats as good as it gets for me :cute01:

I shall accept this result with mature acceptance........ wooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooo ys feckin dancer ,get it up ya sheepy's,Alex Ferguson,Willie Millar,Drew Jarvie, Duncan Shearer,Mark Macghee,Stuart Milne, your boys took a hell of a beating Bet Sir Callums glad he came doon the A90 now. Just hope we can continue it against Coonty on Saturday.....

Read the reply further up the page JB,gonna try and keep up eh?

Whaurs a mod when yer needin ane eh? this has went affy aff topic,fae bein ah aboot fans moanin ah the time to spellin ahin like ya say it,eh widnae hink thats an affy guid ehdea as some fowk dinnae spake proper so eh probly widnae ken whit there ahonaboot eh?