Naelifts

It pains me to say this but the teacher is correct. Ditch the Old Firm. Have a competitive domestic scenario which draws crowds who will all think their team has a bona fide chance of success. This season has surely pointed us in that direction. Sure a new firm will arise in time...........who knows ........it may be ICT and RC! The money in the game will take a dive and so will turnstyle prices........no bad thing in my book.

Thats the other one gone now!

Damn............I think I just split my side!

Possibly true Pullmyfinger, however, I do not attend a football match to take in the scenery. The stadium is a poorly thought out,poorly designed effort in totally the wrong place. I realise that a lot of what we see now was forced upon us by the overseeing powers that be but when Terry moans about attendances...................here is one of your reasons

What is the crowd? Friday night eh! Anyhoo fasten your seatbelts............this is a biggie.

Very sad indeed. Good luck.....I think you will need it. Dunfermline was always a good day out with the best pies in Scottish Football. Who is next I wonder?

Can I remind you young man to keep it clean. Hats off to the County........fantastic run. May the best team win on Saturday

Feel sorry for the lad.

You getting a radio feed Scotty

Oh thank you, thank you Scotty me old china. Just gone and kicked a palm tree

Help me! I need some detail...............looking at a blank screen

Of course i cannot get a commentary over here. Balls!

Just found a computer in the Highlands of Panama. Game on

Great guys thanks

How does this work?. I have little or no chance of attending any re arranged fixture. If it is an evening game then I am usually snookered. I work odd shifts and have to travel. For the best part of the next month I am out of the country. As the original product that I invested in cannot be replicated , can I get my money back.? If the answer is a straight "yes" then I am delighted. If, as I suspect, it will be something else then not so........Anyone know?

When we used to see Donview at games. Giving Mantis a lift to..............oh hang on......!

Yep. All the best. see ya at County (or Perth if you can make it)

How can you say that Alex?

Can beat that. I was at this game so know it is correct. Which player scored three times from the penalty spot and still ended up on the losing side?

My first day off over the festive period and guess what.............there is a game on!! Will this be all ticket??

A rectum of fans I think you will find

I think I said we already have a walrus

I think I know this person Ten4. He (gender may be questionable) has a stall in Forres market selling his art. The said art is a decorative macrame zoo made entirely out of the cranial nerve ends of Dutch surrealists. These nerve ends can only be harvested during Fridays neurological surgery at Raigmore and must be fresh when worked with. Hence the absence on Saturday....all in the name of art. Extraordinary! I must say the products are very good. Mine is a walrus called Van Perse

Wonderful!!!!

Much more of this and I will be calling myself out for a whiff of Oxygen