The Mantis

He looks like the Pilsbury dough boy or whatever he was called. The mascot, I mean, not CaleyD.

If you heard anybody booing Rory I hope you told them to shut the phuqup!

Was that the usual 'mappet' then? Did he do a few jokes about the ref being the boy/girlfriend of the County players?

Have added a few of the most obvious ones ..... please highlight any additional swears or dodgy words to myself, CaleyD or one of the mods and we will add more words to the filter as required. You get all the fun :015: :015:

O/T I hope you've done that ICT tape for me. Will be up next Sat.

Aye Alan, I see you've drawn the wee team across the bridge in the cup.

Did County play a bit of football then? I feared they'd just kick anything that moved, just like PTFC under Campbell. Remember after that cup tie we had so many injuries :009:

Aye Richard did.

Rory scores a hat trick and C(o)unty fall over themselves to get him on loan. He gets injured in the first game v Ayr. Falls over and gets a splinter of glass up his erse from the mirror he carries in his shorts back pocket.

Some shots from the ex-Caley v ex-Keith shoot out last week. Also 3 that Peter Paul sent me last year. Sorry Peter....... Click on the big blue icon below, and navigate your way to the Players' Gallery. Auld Yins are at the bottom of the page.

Young lad's trying to impress us. Roll on fresher's week.

I see this morning the link leads to a log-in page for a chatroom rather than to the clip. Maybe this is what you saw Charles?

I blame CC.

:sunny01: :sunny01: :sunny01: :sunny01: :sunny01: :sunny01: :sunny01: :sunny01: Thought I'd just give you some sunshine for your erse Scotty

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The Clach social club got an electricity supply in 2004. I don't think they're due to get the phone till 2010. They get, eh, mail every day though.

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I don't think you should be allowed to name teams after chocolate bars anyway.

I hope you're the next Scotland manager then :023:

Like Russeldinho :021:

I hear you can get bits of rubber to put over your zoom to prevent accidents :023:

I was using a Tamron 55-200 zoom lens. Jessops are charging £200 for it but I got one online for £79. To be fair to Jessops, if you buy an SLR they give you the lens for £100. There's a X1.6 conversion factor due to the size of the sensor, so it's equivalent to about 88-320 mm compared with a 35mm camera.

Keith pics are HERE Locos pics are HERE Also some Caley pics to come from the half-time penalties at Keith. See the Doc making an erse of it!

Billy Horne it was. Sorry to Billy's parents if you're reading this, can't find any shots of him. Maybe next year eh? Pinched off the Locos website: 1. Ally Ridgers 2. Ross Tokely 3. Alan Morgan 4. Grant Munro 5. Jamie Duff 6. Roy McBain 7. Zander Sutherland 8. Richie Hart 9. Rory McAllister 10. Dennis Wyness 11. Marcus Paatelainen 12. Gary Wood (Dennis Wyness 65) 14. Ian Vigurs (Roy McBain 65) 16. Billy Horne (Jamie Duff 73)

Well after seeing the two games this weekend, I thought I could see some point to it. Both days the full management team were there, and the system seemed to be the same, only the players were different each day. Also it's true that the team gets a lot of the ball and has to learn to break down stuffy teams who are defending like their lives depended on it. Also, it has to be said, Keith and Locos were no pushovers and both gave the team a very hard workout.