Scarlet Pimple

When we win the morn I will die an go to heaven and feel reborn. One more big win agin the Dons is on the cards And the title will be in oor pocket and what will be left of THEM will only be shards.

Bughtmaster wants me to chip in But ah get mah sardines oot of a tin. And, forby, today I went to see Kevin the surgeon Who asked me aboot the smell on me breatth and says "Was that sturgeon? And Ah replies with really great cool " If I tell you, will you do the ither eye free." And he replies "Scottish Laddie, ah like yer humor But frankly-speaking, sometimes ah think yer just a stumor, And that's no rumor. Come clean, the laser gun is here to boot. Give it to me straight or it's any eye to suit...me, not you And frankly ah've goat the upper hand so you canna sue Where did ya get the sturgeon in them thar parts? Ah'm no telling ye till ah get mah get answer But I will, say this: ah,m the one with the smarts. "They're in the FRASER river just upstream So ye don't have tae gae over on the jumbo jet tae Cheam "Ochone, och aye., mud in yer eye" he Quoths. "No, Dr Kevin you cannae dae that" ah said in haste "It'll spoil the Trabeculaplasty laser beam And when I'll look oot the windae what I see will nae be what it may seem. And ah'l maybe wake up and find ah'm in a dream Now ah've telt ye whit yese wants tae know, so just get on with it or it will be Winter ,man, and with that the snow. "AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

I feel for you and will send my false teeth by priority post - my pet pigeon, Percy, rented out to Canada Post; soon to be DHL (Deutsche Poste). ( The above is a Canadian version of snail mail slightly upgraded at three times the standard postal rate). Just send my secretary your address in the small capsule which you can attach to Percy's leg with the attached paper clip. Don't worry he is very reliable .... Scarlet

I saw the video after the match on the SPL site. Ah wuz gobsmacked , so ah wuz.

The Arsenal Manager wasn't looking at the crowd figures. Hewas looking at the skill and quick thinking of Roberts. Wow!

Well, Dougal, this is a rough and tough site at times and any poster always has the option to leave. Keep a calm seough (is that spelt richt, Charles?) and when you calm down a wee bit you'll realise how much this site means to you. And others. But, believe me: If you leave in a tizzy, soon you will be in a frizzy 'Cos you'll miss the banter, and the chatter From some who are as mad as a hatter.

Renegade--that's my concern also. Psychologically as well he may not be quite the same man because the fear of it breaking down may just temper his desire. When you have been free from serious injury and recover from a relatively minor knock you soon forget the incident but with something as serious as this doubts can linger..

Someone told me that he was the male offspring of Hank Marvin and Julie Andrews, both formerly in the music industry so there might be some truth in the suggestion eh? Mmmmm?

IHE I suggest youse wears yer kilt. Otherwise it will be a sight for sore eyes.

Motherwell always have been a noted "football" team. I remember, when I was standing on the high terraces at Easter Road back in the early "sixties," Motherwell came to town one nice Saturday afternoon and played some lovely flowing stuff and made a mark on my mind as a good footie team. And younger Pimple thought to himself as he walked back down home to Restalrig Terrace , "well, that's a really good football team." Hopefully, this result will be a blip on the horizon but also act as a warning that no team can be taken lightly. Back to businesss at the weekend.!!

That figure, Forza Cale,y was achievable on occasion when Caley and Thistle were in the Highland League. Mind you , in them thar days, an adult could get in the stand for 2 shillings and sixpence--which seemed like a heck of a lot of money to a wee boy like me at that time. Stratospheric actually. Mind you, players could be transferred for pittances--one player decided to go to Elgin for 50 pounds more in his pocket, fer goodness sake.

Big mistake if he does take it. But he is smart so he will stay--the cards tell me that ...in spades! :clapoverhead:

There's a ghoul in the school But not in the pool Because there aint one .... You know , Charles, et al, I get misty-eyed when I think of the IRA at Midmills Road. Don't you think what with these impressive steps at the front , that it was a really classy school in many ways and sure produced some very clever graduates too. I remember old DJ MacDonald, resplendent in gown and mortar board carrying the eagled -eyed look on his stern and educated face. His bark was , I think, worse than his bite but i I was lucky enough never to have been sent to his door for a review of my behaviour. Not that I was all goodie two shoes and I got belted very hard on more than one occasion.Mr Thom was a small man but did he ever hurt me once with a double hander that nearly took me hand off. I just got bored with listening to the teach droning on....and on... and on. Ah, the joys of youth and looking back I would not have missed a moment of it all'cos I did learn something--I think i am sure of that. So Charles, tell me do, what did you learn that has stayed with you all thes long years...?

Haven't heard much about Brislen -Hall but it does seem as if he is brislen with talent.

Naw, Zoid, they are from Citrus valley in California.

IBM--- I saw that and thought that but I didn't dare. Ha! Ha!

What's more important? To keep on winning and becoming safe from relegation as soon a spossible --or pleasing Arsenal? It seems to be a no-brainer but, true, life is rarely s simple as that. Whatever--we will just have to leave it in Terry's hands to maybe make a call to London? Of course he may not agree with some of the comments about Roberts and has a hidden agenda. Just have to wait and see what develops.

One thing I WILL say about the Chinese people. They do like the....chink.... of money.

The daughter of Chiang Kai Shek's former right-hand man, who lived just down the road in Richmond, B.C., outskirts of Vancouver, once told me that to call a Chinese person a Chink was regarded as an insult in that country because the Ching dynasty was the only one in their history to have been defeated in a war. I guess she should know....an' all. So how did I meet HER, you will undoubtedly ask? Well, in Canada you never know who you will meet and in this instance she just happend to be the Controller of one of the large Credit Unions (a near bank) in Vancouver, B.C. at the time I joined them as Manager of the Main Office so we got pally... ah, memories.

They are surveying our players then? Chinese check-ers, eh? The Boogie Woogie Bejing Bachles are taking oor men Och, jist move over then , Hen It'll be Wong and Dong and Wing and Ping Wouldn't I love to hear them sing. Ding, ding, ding, and sing dingaling. From Dynasty 1 to that of the Ming.

End of Banter?that's the same thing as "End of Days" is it not.? FFS.

Remember what one of the English Kings said when a recalcitrant priest continued to give him trouble. erg: Thomas A Becket was it not? "Who will rid me of this troublesome priest?" This reminds me of our continuing to witness the Rangers's sly moves to get their foot in the door again as soon as possible.(whatever they call themselves a rose by any other name smells the same). Never a day seems to pas but there is either a whine from them or they feature in some other controversial plan.I personallyjust wish that they would just disappear off the face of the Scottish map completely.

Watching Miller playing for the Whitecaps one could not but think..how the mighty hath fallen..He just did not get involved nearly enough in allthe games he played in. ON a salary of over $1,000,000 he had to do something significant to justify his place but, to be honest, I am beginning to wonder if the Whitecaps will hire him again next season..

If this means what it seems to, then we are not too font of you the noo. Eh am Little Lord Font-leroy and eh am so classy.