That one is implanted in my brain! I can see it perfectly without having to look it up.
Middle of May, 1978. I had just finished my final exams, in computer science, at university.
Scheduling hours and hours of exams for thousands of students within two or three weeks - with a variety of halls and rooms to juggle, class sizes from single figures to well into three figures, and of course some people taking peculiar combinations of subjects - is no trivial task. In fact it was done by a neat program developed by a member of the computer science department.
The best bit about that was that he "fixed" the program so that the computer science exams ended first of all in the university - i.e. they were over before anyone else's. And the reason for this was to allow us to enjoy the Home Internationals, without exams getting in the way.
And what did we get? Willie bloody Donachie
For those who don't know it, or who had managed to forget it - here it is: https://www.facebook.com/100079048004236/videos/you-cant-beat-an-own-goalback-in-may-1978-scotlands-willie-donachie-gave-us-one-/1608729533380674/
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snorbens_caleyman ·
Oh God our help in ages past
Jist keep the baw doon oan the grass
Let the Georgians slip an? faw
That every pass be Scotland?s baw
Let their keeper drap a few
Wae Faddy waitin? in the queue
A few wee goals right it the start
Wid gladden every Scottish heart
So even wae wir new red strip
Please don?t let thum hae a slip
Gee us glory oan the night
An? please don?t gee us any sh*te
Italy weve still tae play
So please god let us beat them tae
with thanks - i think! - to Doug 1745...