Taken from the CaleyJags.com Matchday Gallery

"McBain goes into hiding when it comes time for the Subs"

I can see your knickers

"You're right, the ground is definately not buzzing"

"I might look knackered but I certainly don't want a blood transfusion"

New Tynecastle cycle park criticised for only having the capacity to park one bike.

Footballer in charity parachute jump ends in disaster

Steward, please eject the man, he's clearly intoxicated.

I am sure Ritchie Hart said he left something down here last time he was here

McBain hides face rather than be associated with new Gaelic TV channel.

Footballer in charity parachute jump ends in disaster

Nope! The ball's not under here!

Someone, tell that man the lady has gone!