Yngwie

Starks isn't any further from a station than East End Park, is it? From memory it certainly can't be more than 10 minutes. Oh, and the train will even stop right at the ground for you, if you pull the emergency stop at the right moment.

Presumably he will be available until such time as his ankle operation takes place?

You've got to be pretty confident of scoring to try this: Swiss roll

Ouch. But it's not you I'll be feeling sorry for. :unhappy:

Hamilton's defeat today made us officially safe.

I've had the privilege of playing there. Good course, a few really tough holes, and I lost a load of balls. It obviously wasn't as immaculate as it looks for the Masters, and it was also cold and wet. No hang on....Auchterarder. That was it, Auchterarder.

Apparently you should really say "arithmetically" in this context. But don't ask me the difference. I'm not just a pedant, I'm an ignorant pedant!

I think we had that abomination for 2 or 3 of our first seasons in Div 1.

He did. But who hasn't? I must admit I didn't try very hard when it was my turn.

I reckon Brown took offence when Boyle repeated his controversial gag about Jordan and Harvey.

Where's the independence referendum Salmond promised?

If only our drains could be diverted to Doncaster.

I've just learnt a new word today : porosity. CTO - educating people since 1994

You can take out insurance policies that compensate the club for the lost revenue caused by weather related postponements. Wouldn't be cheap though, given our recent history.

Forking hell.

As you say, it'll never happen. Perhaps they are trying to scare HMRC into going easy with them on this tax avoidance scheme investigation. Got me thinking though, the pros and cons to having the OF in the SPL have been much debated over the years. But would having just one of them be the worst possible scenario?

It'll be interesting to see what they do, as Mixu is a pretty hard act to follow there. Given that they are top 6 and have nothing to play for for the rest of the season, they might wait until the summer before making a permanent appointment. Anyway, in an unrelated move, Markus Paatelainen is said to be confident of an international call up. I looked up Markus out of curiosity, and he recently left Honka to join Mariehamn where he plays alongside his other brother Mikko (who I think had been at Aberdeen with him too). They are a small team in the Finnish top flight, and play on a Swedish speaking island in the Baltic.

Who reports any such incidents? The police? The ref? The home club?

Yeah, looks like he managed to smuggle his cat into the country. Oops, better not upset him, he'll think its racism.

You make that sound like a good thing. It's not. Nobody expects us to beat Brazil, but our natural place in football has got to be higher than those small nations who have incredibly weak leagues.

I think you're gonna have to explain your logic there. Surely the most relevant stat from the poll is that over the course of a week, hundreds of people have viewed it but only 24 took part.

Are you referring to his poor technique?

He was excellent that night, I remember a close range bullet header being tipped over.

Injured his knee during the 1-1 at Hibs in August.