Yngwie

From the SPL site: TOP SIX Saturday April 23 Dundee United v Kilmarnock - 12.15pm (Sky Sports) Hearts v Motherwell - 3pm Sunday April 24 Rangers v Celtic ? 12.30pm (Sky Sports) BOTTOM SIX Sunday April 24 Hibernian v St Mirren ? 3pm Monday April 25 St Johnstone v Inverness CT ? 2pm (ESPN) Hamilton Accies v Aberdeen ? 4.15pm (ESPN) WEEK 35 TOP SIX Saturday April 30 Kilmarnock v Hearts ? 3pm Motherwell v Rangers ? 12 noon (ESPN) Sunday May 1 Celtic v Dundee United ? 12.45pm (Sky Sports BOTTOM SIX Saturday April 30 Aberdeen v Inverness CT ? 3pm Hibernian v St Johnstone ? 3pm Monday May 2 St Mirren v Hamilton Accies ? 3pm (ESPN) WEEK 36 TOP SIX Saturday May 7 Dundee United v Motherwell ? 3pm Rangers v Hearts ? 12.15pm (Sky Sports) Sunday May 8 Kilmarnock v Celtic ? 12.45pm (Sky Sports BOTTOM SIX Saturday May 7 Aberdeen v St Johnstone ? 3pm Hamilton Accies v Hibernian ? 3pm Inverness CT v St Mirren ? 3pm WEEK 37 TOP SIX Tuesday May 10 Rangers v Dundee United ? 7.45pm (Sky Sports) Wednesday May 11 Hearts v Celtic ? 7.45pm (Sky Sports) Motherwell v Kilmarnock ? 7.45pm BOTTOM SIX Tuesday May 10 Aberdeen v St Mirren ? 7.45pm St Johnstone v Hamilton Accies ? 7.45pm Wednesday May 11 Inverness CT v Hibernian ? 7.45pm TOP SIX Sunday May 15 Celtic v Motherwell ? 12.30pm Dundee United v Hearts ? 12.30pm Kilmarnock v Rangers ? 12.30pm BOTTOM SIX Saturday May 14 Hamilton Accies v Inverness CT ? 3pm Hibernian v Aberdeen ? 3pm St Mirren v St Johnstone ? 3pm

0.8 miles according to the directions on Google maps!

Starks isn't any further from a station than East End Park, is it? From memory it certainly can't be more than 10 minutes. Oh, and the train will even stop right at the ground for you, if you pull the emergency stop at the right moment.

I think offers are usually proposed verbally first, and only make it onto paper once the club believes there is a fair chance of it being accepted.

Presumably he will be available until such time as his ankle operation takes place?

You've got to be pretty confident of scoring to try this: Swiss roll

Ouch. But it's not you I'll be feeling sorry for. :unhappy:

Hamilton's defeat today made us officially safe.

I've had the privilege of playing there. Good course, a few really tough holes, and I lost a load of balls. It obviously wasn't as immaculate as it looks for the Masters, and it was also cold and wet. No hang on....Auchterarder. That was it, Auchterarder.

Apparently you should really say "arithmetically" in this context. But don't ask me the difference. I'm not just a pedant, I'm an ignorant pedant!

I think we had that abomination for 2 or 3 of our first seasons in Div 1.

He did. But who hasn't? I must admit I didn't try very hard when it was my turn.

I reckon Brown took offence when Boyle repeated his controversial gag about Jordan and Harvey.

Where's the independence referendum Salmond promised?

If only our drains could be diverted to Doncaster.

I've just learnt a new word today : porosity. CTO - educating people since 1994

You can take out insurance policies that compensate the club for the lost revenue caused by weather related postponements. Wouldn't be cheap though, given our recent history.

Forking hell.

I think I can trump that - disposable nappies!

As you say, it'll never happen. Perhaps they are trying to scare HMRC into going easy with them on this tax avoidance scheme investigation. Got me thinking though, the pros and cons to having the OF in the SPL have been much debated over the years. But would having just one of them be the worst possible scenario?

I believe the radiation detected in Glasgow was actually due to a refereeing decision sending Celtic's overreactor no. 1 into meltdown.

It's OK, women don't need to know the history of domestic appliances, just where the "on" switch is.

It'll be interesting to see what they do, as Mixu is a pretty hard act to follow there. Given that they are top 6 and have nothing to play for for the rest of the season, they might wait until the summer before making a permanent appointment. Anyway, in an unrelated move, Markus Paatelainen is said to be confident of an international call up. I looked up Markus out of curiosity, and he recently left Honka to join Mariehamn where he plays alongside his other brother Mikko (who I think had been at Aberdeen with him too). They are a small team in the Finnish top flight, and play on a Swedish speaking island in the Baltic.

Who reports any such incidents? The police? The ref? The home club?