Yngwie

Wishful thinking!

Or was it the Jeremy Kyle show?! Great news, congratulations to all involved.

Beat Galatasary 2-0. Surely we qualify for the Champions League or something after all these wins in Europe?

Ahem. It's Pavels rather than Pavel, n'est-ce pas?

Where can I find a pic of that PR stunt ICT did last summer with the painted on kit? I defy anyone to say that was wrong.

I didn't get that impression at all.

Is that so you can pretend it's Ian Black?

Surprisingly, SPL goals conceded per game this season: Esson 1.9 Fraser 1.6 (despite 5 in one game) Edit to add points per game : Esson 0.7 Fraser 0.9

RnBComeback's effort is possibly the best and most realistic so far, closely followed by Karl IMO. But GringoJnr

Most professional footballers are adults.

Goals against in last 5 league games: 3-2-3-3-3, meaning the new striker needs to score a hattrick every time. He'd better be good.

At this moment in time, avoiding relegation and then having to rebuild in the summer seems a perfectly acceptable scenario to me!

I would imagine that none of the new players would be keen on playing in Div 1, so didn't want to commit beyong the end of the season. Likewise, we shouldn't be committing to pay SPL wages for any longer than we are in the SPL. Also, all 4 players were fairly risky signings with little proven SPL quality track record. Despite a promising start they could still turn out to be duds.

Derek Holmes.

And probably 300 heading for New Douglas Park

Both are coming up for 21 in the next few months, and if they don't look like they can make any real impact then perhaps they should make way for someone who can. Rory can't complain about not getting a chance. He got 62 chances, even if most were from the bench. Mind you his 5 goals were against Ayr, Dumbarton, Dunfermline, Motherwell and Gretna which maybe tells us something. Thanks Rory for one really good performance, now go and find your level.

I used to have one of those car crooklock things that goes across the steering wheel. It contained the helpful words "remove before driving." I'm guessing they had to add that after getting sued.......by a woman.

I had been thinking that Falkirk were facing budget cuts (which would be why Hughes was implying he'd taken Falkirk as far as he can). Didn't expect them to take on another (presumably) quite hefty wage.

I've seen bags of nuts that say "Warning - contains nuts".

That's nothing, my school made us do the Hokey Cokey. Can I sue?

So how are we pronouncing Morais then? I've heard various versions so far. Mo-ray Mo-race Mo-rious More-ice Morris

Hope you enjoyed yor biggest game of the season.

Don't suppose last night's Sportscene's getting repeated any time?

Cameroon, Latvia, Portugal, Canada, Ireland and France makes that six Foreign nationals. 6 it is, I'd just forgotten that Rooney came on.

We fielded 5 foreign players yesterday which must be a record for us. I'm struggling to think if we had previously ever played as many as 3 in a game.