It's often said that "if" is the football fan's favourite word. But here's something to consider.

IF we'd held onto our 1-0 leads in the home draws against Killie, Aberdeen and St Johnstone, all of which we could or should have done.......we'd be top of the SPL.

If you cover every possible numerical sequence of the balls in lotto you will win the lottery

IF it was this time last year we`d be bottom

IF it was this time last year we`d be bottom

You are right! No point in saying IF! The team is in a much beter position and playing good football, well done to the lads.

From A.A. Milne's "Now we are six".

"If I were John and John were Me,

Then he’d be six and I’d be three.

If John were Me and I were John,

I shouldn’t have these trousers on."

Yes. The word "if" spawns such profound philosophical musings.

If I were Andy and Andy were me

We'd not have missed that penaltee

As Woody Allen once said to me - " Johndo, what if nothing exists and we are all in somebodys' dream ?"

Lets not forget the 2-1 lead we had at St Mirren on the opening day till stoppage time

And as Mother Teresa once butted in to advise me - "Johndo, Yesterday is gone ya fecker, tomorrow has yet to come. We have only today. Let us begin."

And as Mother Teresa once butted in to advise me - "Johndo, Yesterday is gone ya fecker, tomorrow has yet to come. We have only today. Let us begin."

Was this before or after she died?

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Depends on whether yer dream is dry or wet.

If the latter then it's match set.

But if it's socca, depends entirely on whether it's in the net.

And you will remain my entertaining and highly amusing pet

But one I would wish to, but never ever met.

But for bringing a smile to Scarlet's finely-chiselled lips, why, I'm in your debt.

IF your granny had baws she'd be your granda

Imagine if we had re-signed Tade, a comment from tonight's cup game with Tic'

"Celtic defender Efe Ambrose is caught in possession, allowing Kevin Moon to steal in and set up a swift counter-attack that fizzles out as Gregory Tade takes a heavy touch."

Sound familiar?

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