" Grant - When I started my coaching career I rarely attended coahing events like the conference on Sunday., I tended to get bogged down by the day to day of club life, but now I try to get to as many as possible, irrespective of any other committments even though they are quite often a trek from Inverness. They are really good to see, it's a good chance to network and to hear other coaches philosophy of the game."

Jesus Terry, your breath smells!

Sorry Grant,but you just can't cut it in this SPL anymore.

Agent Munro your task is to go to county, help them up to the first division then help relegate them!

"Don't worry, I've got you a place over the bridge"

"Grant, looks like Tommy didnt clear the pitch properly and there's a dog turd on your sock .... it's off to Dingwall for you ....."

Fer f*cks sake Terry. Why didn't you tell me you were only joking.??I've just signed for the gudgies!

If we beat Celtic and wreck their title ambitions, and if you score a cracker against them, I think you will become a legend in the Highlands. Go on Grant, you can do it for me. I have great plans for you.

Please release me let me go for I don't love you anymore.

Awe pizz off butch i dont want to give Proc my no.14 shirt !

Grant - "Terry, the words are Jimmy says aye te the Killy pie and if you want to lead the conga, you have to face the other direction"

Terry and Grant practise the Foxtrot ahead of their appearance on Strictly Come Dancing.

Good news Grant, I've been offered the County job!

:lol: That's the winnerGabby

Your new partner is Scott boyd. Thats right your moving to Cou*ty

What do you mean we cant have a Chippie tonight???

Hug me Terry

At first I was afraid, I was petrified

Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side

But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong

And I grew strong

And I learned how to get along

And so you're back from outer space

I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed that stupid lock

I should have made you leave your key

If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me

Go on now, go walk out the door

Just turn around now

'Cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye

Did you think I'd crumble

Did you think I'd lay down and die

Oh no not I, I will survive

Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to live

And I've got all my love to give

And I'll survive

I will survive

Hey, hey

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart

Kept tryin' hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart

And I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself

I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high

And you see me, somebody new

I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you

And so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to be free

But now I'm savin' all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me

Go on now, go walk out the door

Just turn around now

'Cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye

Did you think I'd crumble

Did you think I'd lay down and die

Oh no not I, I will survive

Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to live

I've got all my love to give

And I'll survive

I will survive

Oh

Go on now, go walk out the door

Just turn around now

'Cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye

Did you think I'd crumble

Did you think I'd lay down and die

Oh no not I, I will survive

Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to live

I've got all my love to give

And I'll survive

I will survive

I will survive

Grant, I've got some bad news, Roscoes activated his one year exxtension clause.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!