That one is implanted in my brain! I can see it perfectly without having to look it up.
Middle of May, 1978. I had just finished my final exams, in computer science, at university.
Scheduling hours and hours of exams for thousands of students within two or three weeks - with a variety of halls and rooms to juggle, class sizes from single figures to well into three figures, and of course some people taking peculiar combinations of subjects - is no trivial task. In fact it was done by a neat program developed by a member of the computer science department.
The best bit about that was that he "fixed" the program so that the computer science exams ended first of all in the university - i.e. they were over before anyone else's. And the reason for this was to allow us to enjoy the Home Internationals, without exams getting in the way.
And what did we get? Willie bloody Donachie
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snorbens_caleyman ·
ESSON
DUFF HOGG GRANTY GILLET / SHINNIE
HAYES ROSS DUNCAN DORAN
ROONEY FORAN
Fields of Athenry The Longman Dump - the Lyrics
By a lonely weegie wall
I heard a young Tim crying
"Caley they are taking Barnes away
For they stuffed us three to one.
Wilson, Mann, Sheerin - well done."
Now a Sun headline lies waiting in the tray.
Chorus
So come here the noise of Sneckie Boys
As once more we take the Mighty Cellic on.
Hart (Hayes) flew down the wing
A Wyness (Rooney) goal was a shure thing
As the Caley went (go) ballistic once again.
After a Quarter Final draw
I again heard that young Tim calling
"Henrik will score at least three"
But we rose again we took them down
Despite their Famine and their Crown
Now they must treat the Sneck with dignity.
Chorus
By a lonely Marina wall
I watched the last star falling
As HMS Sneck sailed out against the sky
But she'll wait and in hope I pray
She will return on a Sunday
And it will be allowed by the the Wee Free Presbetry

Chorus