ET TU BRUTE

You made me bleed my own blood!

(with apologies to Zoolander)

Edit: Actually I think it was Dodgeball not Zoolander

Edited May 13, 201213 yr by Gabby

"Will this be enough blood to sign that new contract with?"

Highlanders don't wear bandages Terry. Remember that!

Red Kryptonite.............damn.

What is this red stuff?

You bled for the Bruce, Now bleed for me!

This isnt mine, I wonder which player it came from?

I dont know my own strength sometimes, I must remember to hold a jam donut more gently.

F*ck that was a big spot

jings...i didnt know that seagulls suffered monthly problems too

For Christ's sake Richie, all I said was "who do you think will be captain next season?"

"Mustn't...get it... on...shirt - too much red on it...as...it..is..." (collapses)

This ones for you boss

Has old Caley Girl's prediction come true ? Is this the blood of Christ ?

The fecker made me a sh!te offer so I stuck the heid in him

How can such a miniature bowl of pasta make such a bloody mess?

Now that I have my invisible wand I can truly become the new Harry Potter

That fecker McKenzie's still pretty handy with a Pomagne bottle.....

Uh, can't quite make out the phone number etched onto the palm of my hand............all because of this head on collision with the 09:15 to Waverley, need to check if the train is OK, my head is itching a bit.

ET TU BRUTE

Nevermind the blood, who the hell made me captain?!?!?

It was the butcher, with an axe, in the dressing room.

Hmm This case reminds me of the Munro, Duncan and McBean cases.

Edited May 24, 201213 yr by IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER