I have a chance of a Hull v Everton ticket up front so - tell me - why should I go to the TCS ?

You shouldn't. The game's at Hull!

To watch history being made as ICT qualify for the Europa saga ?

Could be a great moment in a great season - am already got seats fer the Palace and City games - ICT cant qualify. Tell me different plus Miss IHE is paying fer the last two

Oh and before that time I will be watching Chorley who I watched in front of a 4000+ crowd midweek.

Beers better in Sneck?

No but company is.

Inverness lassies have the biggest boobs in the UK.

From a personal perspective and a personal experience can accept that but I have never been to Hull ?

IHE, Hull is rather standard fare...my father was born close by--in Goole I think. Situated on the river Humber isn't it?

Nice wee country pub at Blacktoft village also on the river and not THAT far away where my aunt lived before she passed away.

 

Anyway, if this helps, at the age of 14  I was met off the train in Hull by an older woman who took me  to the pictures---or maybe it was for a walk.  

 

Oh yes! It was for a walk 'cos she curdled in me a desire to do something I shouldn't oughter 

But I refused to surrender my principles until she persuaded me with a winsome smile...and so I boughter.

 

Because if England ever needs an enema, Hull is where they will stick the tubing.

Because we lubs ya, and you'll miss the darts.

Hull?  nah   you have to be in the Innes b4 and after,  big darts comp for you to play in..

Ok coming home and driving to Muvversmell as well.

Could it yet be an Everton, Chorley and ICT treble ?? Will be taking in 2 x Everton, 2 x ICT and Bank Holiday Chorley - so could be two teams in Europe and a League winner.

What about others "wee" teams - no glory hunters please.

Could it yet be an Everton, Chorley and ICT treble ?? Will be taking in 2 x Everton, 2 x ICT and Bank Holiday Chorley - so could be two teams in Europe and a League winner.

What about others "wee" teams - no glory hunters please.

I'll be watching Arthurlie who are in a relegation dogfight at the moment,  Looks likely they'll be going down for the first time in a long time.

I come from Grimsby hull hull where is that???????

I did like the Housemartins.

I did like the Housemartins.

1 of only 2 decent things to come out a Hull.  The other one being the A63

The Vikings used Hull to land in the NorthEast and attack and settle in York. Is that of interest?

 

Otherwise I guess this is like Shakespeare's ode "Much ado about Nothing".

 

Or, it's  a lot of Hull-abaloo about AN OLDER MAN'S RAVINGS AFTER IMBIBING A LARGE GLASS OF SMIRNOFF ?

Pre Smirnoff Mooseman - but after going to watch Everton v Palace last night I may as well get pished in good company than driving over the Humber Bridge and back.