I'm going to my wife's brothers wedding and I want to **** him off as much as possible. I'm from South London and he is a Ross County Fan. I have bought the whole Inverness Caledonian Thislte kit and want to know what best chant I can sing to walk into his wedding too to **** him off?

 

Any help will be appreciated.

 

Much love. From a Crystal Palace Fan x

"Who put the 'O' and the 'Y' in County?" 

"The wheels on your house go round and round"

Crystal Palace. Jesus wept, there’s two of them now.

Go for who put the O and Y. The tune is “What shall we do with the drunken sailor” which is probably meaningless to anybody under 50…

Edited November 6, 20232 yr by The Mantis

Duelling Banjos

 

The proper Gaelic name for Dingwall translated is ' The Hill of the Cabbages '    genuine!!

4 hours ago, tm4tj said:

Duelling Banjos

We were in Arisaig for a weekend last year.  There was an Americana festival on - not why we were there. 

Walking back down to the hotel, we came across one of the locals, who had a face that only his Mum could love, sitting at the gate into his garden, checking out everyone going past, and picking on a banjo.

My wife has never seen the film, so she had no idea what I meant when I said "<expletive deleted>!  We've just stumbled into Deliverance."

Big team, big Cup! Wee team, wee Cup!

Edited November 7, 20232 yr by RiG

Just turn up and be nice and pleasant and respectful towards him. Pretty sure that would shock him tbh

I’ve always wondered which finger they put the ring on. I mean they’ve got a choice.

https://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/inverness-chants/oh-inverness/

 

 

The County end, is always full, the County end is always full, full of....



Actually, maybe not that one!

In the Dingwall slums?

Family relationships can be very complex with County supporters, who exactly is he marrying?

What about “if I had the .........  I’ve taught that a few......

If you want to go to heaven when you die 

You’ve got to wear a Caley shirt and Caley tie

You’ve got to wear a woolly bunnet

With **** the County on it

If you want to go to heaven when you die…

 

…think that’s about right but it’s a helluva long time since I heard that one.

Edited November 8, 20232 yr by CaleyCanary

My old man said be a County fan - I said f@@@ off, bollocks yer a **** - we took the Jail End in half a minute, we took the Briggs with the Staigo in it - Hammered in the Mallard - and in the Commercial too - cos when you are tipsy, ye canna trust a gypsy - in their manky Dungwall slums