The Mantis

I thought the board was 'memories' not 'mammaries' :015: :015: :015: :015:

The squirrel population of Dingwall will be increasing at least.

I can tell you're getting old, things that happened less than three years ago already seem like over a decade in the distant past :015: :015: :015: LOL, it's the other way round!

What, you mean Buffy & Mrs Yng have been carrying on?

Are you sure about the Georgia game? I thought March 16 was the night you were out at that concert with me. My money's on the milkman.

Spot on there Mr Banister. The frosty September night we blew away the Czechs 3-1 with a display of aggression, skill and pace was possibly the best I ever saw Scotland play. Right up there with the 2-0 against France and 3-1 v Spain.

It's a historical thing- if you're an associate member (or whatever) of the SFA from long ago, you're in the cup. If you're not, you have to fulfil all sorts of criteria such as enclosed ground etc. to get in.

That's my photo scoring the pen against the Hibs, that'll be £75.80 royalties please Baz. (or 50% of the testimonial money if you prefer. You choose)

Naelifts haggling with the young lad at Falkirk over the £4 parking.

What memories. Never made it to that one but was there in 81 when we won 1-0. Also saw us beat them in 74 and 76, and losing in 72 and 78. In 77 we all watched it at a mate's house and when Dalglish scored no 2 we just ended up in a heap on the carpet amongst all the beer. I reckon we peaked later that year in qualifying for Argentina when we beat the Czechs and then Wales with a bit of luck. We've never had a team as good as that since.

Here's one we can have a bit of fun with over the course of the season: We know who you are Hansa!

I'm more bothered about that Ukrainian linesman awarding his second goal.

Has anybody ever relegated two different clubs in successive seasons :015: :015: :015:

RiG, obviously Sophia won't be happy till you bleed, so just cut your arm and post a photo here, and we can all get a feckin break (where's the sarcastic smiley gone?).

Yeah, the Stephen Pearson route is more likely.

Well put Johndo.

Usher's beer (insert vomiting smiley). Lorimer's Heavy (ditto), Norseman Lager, Drybrough's Heavy (ditto ditto).

The feckers must have read me suggesting it on here in the past then and copied :016:

Good point Scotty. Also in some areas of Scotland the FP church does not allow its members to have sex standing up. This is because somebody might think that they were dancing.

Nae SPL in Fife next season Buff- just have to have a couple of awaydays with us :crazy07: Some of us are just over the water so maybe we'll drop in to the Elizabethan if there's no ICT game on. Oops- nearly said 'when you play County' :015: :015: :015: :015:

I'm sure if I supply Don with the discs he'll be able to convert them. Anyway you've got the div 3 and div 2 days to be going on with. Also working on Caley stuff just now.

And I get accused of being an old fecker :015: I like it though. Or Wolfstone 'Battle'.

You'll understand the concept of 'irony' then :023: How many times have you seen Dennis play?