Yngwie

Ouch. Don't think I've ever seen hair-pulling in football before.

For those points of the job spec, there is nobody, absolutely nobody, with more managerial potential than than Bobby Mann. However, fitness training might be a weakness....

If he had picked the team for Brewster we might have done a bit better :004:

You weren't meant to take them all!

I read that at the turnstiles Celtic fans used, a wall had been painted with "Welcome to protestant Hamburg"

The other day I found myself at the hotel where Celtic were having a 3 night stay to prepare for the Falkirk game. I was going for a swim just as some of the players were coming out of the leisure club. Before I'd made it into the changing rooms, I saw the pool being evacuated, and was told by a staff member that I couldn't go in because they'd found a turd in the water. No, not Neil Lennon, but genuine human excrement. Would it be unfair to jump to conclusions? Of course it would. But who knows, perhaps Falkirk wasn't Celtic's only sh*te performance of the weekend.

That's where the tannoy man's cubicle is located.

I went for 3rd because I believe we can and will improve, but not by enough to catch or even keep up with Dundee and whichever other team keeps their momentum going.

This kind of result happens because the show's voting public (girls aged 10 to 16) are very different to the overall viewing public.

Simple question. With us now more than a third of the way into the season and having played every team at least once, what league position do you think we will be in at the end of the season?

I heard a phone in the other day where it was mentioned that at Dens Park they do a pizza in the team colours.

The Scottish commentary team is only seen in Scotland. Why they are commentating on English team games when Rangers are in action is another question, but was perhaps an inspired move by STV to prevent undue suffering.

Does FM2010 have a menu option along the lines of: Select it immediately and you'll instantly stop losing.

Squad announced today. Good to see Cowie keep his place after grabbing his chance when so many others couldn't be bothered going to Japan. For the first time, we have 2 ex-ICT players in a Scotland squad. Goalkeepers: Craig Gordon (Sunderland), Jamie Langfield (Aberdeen), David Marshall (Cardiff) Defenders: Christophe Berra (Wolves), Gary Caldwell (Celtic), Steven Caldwell (Burnley), Danny Fox (Celtic), Alan Hutton (Tottenham), Stephen McManus (Celtic), Lee Wallace (Hearts), Steven Whittaker (Rangers) Midfielders: Don Cowie (Watford), Graham Dorrans (West Brom), Darren Fletcher (Manchester United), Ross McCormack (Cardiff), James McFadden (Birmingham), Barry Robson (Celtic), Kevin Thomson (Rangers) Forwards: Steven Fletcher (Burnley), Kevin Kyle (Kilmarnock), Kenny Miller (Rangers), Steven Naismith (Rangers), Derek Riordan (Hibernian).

Possibly a loan deal from Rangers as they are desparate for money and Butcher has connections there? But would Boyd actually get a start ahead of Rooney?

And if he's too expensive, Jim Calder's the next best thing.

Agreed (unless of course they are providing them with a horse and cart that sets off on Wednesday).

How many people does it hold?!

If Renegade's approach to sex is anything like his approach to football, then i'd suggest that he would be very unlikely to take any precautions. :029:

I look forward to seeing dead the relatives being dragged out. They might sing better than the twins, and Lloyd.

Did you hear the song at Old Trafford during their Saturday evening game? He's 5 foot 10, his face is square We'd rather Adam but we don't care Wayne Rooney, Man U's number 10!

Sounds good. Are you volunteering?

Aye, they were very ambitious and spending big at that time. I seem to recall that it was reported on here at the time that Sheerin was more than doubling his wages.

See post 33 and yesterday's official announcement Alex!