Favourite:

"We've got Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry Wilson on our wing, on our wing

We've got Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry Wilson on our wing, on our wing

Baaarrrrryyyy oh Baaarrryyy Wilson oh Barry Wilson on our wing

Baaarrrrryyyy oh Baaarrryyy Wilson oh Barry Wilson on our wing"

Could sing that all day

Not so:

I am a Caley Fan!

I'm Invernesian!

I know what i want and i know how to get it!

I Wanna Destroy, Ross County!

'Cos I, wanna be, ICT!!!!!!

because it sounds 5hit

Edited May 19, 201016 yr by Harry Chibber

Favourite:

Caley Thistle Champions ooohh wooo oohh wooo ooooh wooo ooohh

Caley Thistle Champions ooohh wooo oohh wooo ooooh wooo ooohh

Cringeworthy:

Caley - Clap clap clap

or

Give me a C, Give me and A.......and so on

GET INTO THEM!

Shoe's off, for the champions

Shoe's off, for the champions

Shoe's off, for the champions

Shoe's off, for the champions

If you were at the ayr game, you will know what i am talking about! Great chant that was.

or

He came to us from stoke city rooney rooney

he said caley is the team for me rooney rooney

he's 6ft 2 with ginger hair

we'd rather wayne but we dont care

adam rooney caley's number nine

Inspired that 1, love it

He plays on the right, he plays on the left!!

RICHIE FORAN, MAKES COUNTY LOOK 5HITE!!

&

Oh Inverness (oh inverness),

Is wonderful (is wonderful),

Oh Inverness is wonderful!!! we've gotta bridge and a castle!

Oh Inverness is wonderful!!!

& one for th county games!

how big are your ears? how big are your ears???

Michael McGovern, how big are your ears?!?!?!

(& theres how small is your c*ck, how wide is mum etc.)

Theres only one Tony Bullock

Theres only one Tony Bullock

With his packet sweets and his cheeky smile

Bullock is f***ing paedophile

Or

Na NA NA NA NA NA nA NA NA NA nA Johnny Johhny HAyes, johnny hayes, johnny johnny hayes

or

Terry And Mo, Terry and Mo, etc

Or

Jelly and Ice Cream when Brewster dies, Jelly and Ice Cream when Brewster dies, etc

And my favourite is below =D

I dont like

Oh Inverness, is wonderful..........so on...........etc

( oh if im not mistaken, the shoes off chant comes from Brewsters last game, away at Hamilton? )

Edited May 19, 201016 yr by cookiemonster

Right enaff, right enaff, right enaff

Right enaff, right enaff, righty naa-aaff

Right enaff, right enaff, right enaff

Right enaff!

Right ee-naaaff!

is a personal favourite. I particularly enjoy the baffled looks on the faces of central belt fans.

We'll have to hope we draw the tinkies in the cup if we're to reprise some of the other classics:

* The Wheels On Your House Go Round And Round

* In Your Dingwall Slums

* The County End (Is Always Full)

* Who Put The Oh And The Why In "County"?

* Who Let The Tinks Out?

* Feed Ross County (Do They Know It's Christmas-time?)

the recent smash hit

* What's It Like (To Win F**k All)?

and many, many more...

Right enaff, right enaff, right enaff

Right enaff, right enaff, righty naa-aaff

Right enaff, right enaff, right enaff

Right enaff!

Right ee-naaaff!

is a personal favourite. I particularly enjoy the baffled looks on the faces of central belt fans.

We'll have to hope we draw the tinkies in the cup if we're to reprise some of the other classics:

* The Wheels On Your House Go Round And Round

* In Your Dingwall Slums

* The County End (Is Always Full)

* Who Put The Oh And The Why In "County"?

* Who Let The Tinks Out?

* Feed Ross County (Do They Know It's Christmas-time?)

the recent smash hit

* What's It Like (To Win F**k All)?

and many, many more...

for some reason I always remember it as:

feed the farmers.. let them know it's Christmas time

Recent favs include Dundee Fc champions ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and sit down for the champions (Ayr) and also youre just too good to be true Im so in love with you..... I love you Caley (80s pop song brings back memories)

Wise Men Say, Only Fools Rush In....etc

"Is there a fire drill" is a favourite. It was funny singing it to the Raith fans walking up the hill leaving starks during 4-1 game. They saw the funny side too.

"Train" was also quite amusing at aforementioned venue.

Theres only one martin Glancey

Hes short but hes fancy

He scores with ease so bring him on please

WALKING IN A GLANCEY wonderland

Not so:

I am a Caley Fan!

I'm Invernesian!

I know what i want and i know how to get it!

I Wanna Destroy, Ross County!

'Cos I, wanna be, ICT!!!!!!

because it sounds 5hit

I actually like that one!

He plays on the right, he plays on the left!!

RICHIE FORAN, MAKES COUNTY LOOK 5HITE!!

Got To Be One Of My Faves

Along Wiv:

"Oh Craig Brewster How Wide Is Your @rse?"

Theres only one martin Glancey

Hes short but hes fancy

He scores with ease so bring him on please

WALKING IN A GLANCEY wonderland

I started that chant :)

D*NGWALL SMELLS OF SH*TE,

I WOULDNAE STAY THE NIGHT,

YOUR BIRDS LOOK LIKE PIGS AND THEY'RE ALL UP THE STICK

I'D RATHER HAVE SE X WITH A HOOER FROM WICK

COS D*NGWALL SMELLS OF SH*TE

copyright of Jeepsaw 2001.

D*NGWALL SMELLS OF SH*TE,

I WOULDNAE STAY THE NIGHT,

YOUR BIRDS LOOK LIKE PIGS AND THEY'RE ALL UP THE STICK

I'D RATHER HAVE SE X WITH A HOOER FROM WICK

COS D*NGWALL SMELLS OF SH*TE

copyright of Jeepsaw 2001.

not one I've heard being chanted before but I like it :D

I liked it when we sang we were the sheep shaggers at the last visit to Ibrox. Ian Blacks penalty in injury time made it even better of course! The looks on the faces of the weegie scum was priceless.

Richie Foran makes County look sh!te & Brewster how wide is your @rse are my 2 fave's :D

The Bridge & Castle one needs to go its crap & embarrassing :D

Strange how so many of our songs metion County or their players but we are not meant to have a rivalry according to some. There are people who claim Livingston are bigger rivals yet no mention of them in any chants at all.

The Bridge & Castle one needs to go its crap & embarrassing :D

Hey, that's my favourite!!

I don't like the ones about Craig Brewster's/anyone's sexuality, or the ones accusing certain individuals of being paedophiles etc. To me it's just as offensive as chucking bananas at black players.

Strange how so many of our songs metion County or their players but we are not meant to have a rivalry according to some. There are people who claim Livingston are bigger rivals yet no mention of them in any chants at all.

The difference is, nobody actually bothers singing the Culbokie songs unless there's a lull just before half time and everybody's bored.

At their games all they ever sing is how they hate Calee.

"Oh Fluffy Sheep, are Wonderful" (although I'm still not convinced everyone was singing Fluffy!!!)

"We all love Cox" was excellent, particularly at East End Park on the first game of last season when he scored a late winner and got us singing "We're going up" and believing it, for the first if not the last time!

I always enjoy goalie-directed songs. A great favourite from history was

"One Jimmy Calder

and he's a Big Jimmy Calder

Big Jimmy Caaaalder

Yes he's a Big Jimmy Calder"

To the same tune but directed at Tony Bullock came the touching ballad

"Here for the ballboys

You're only here for the ballboys"

I must stand up for Bridge & Castle - it's wonderful (like Inverness).

Poor Tony Bullock. He does take the banter well though.

Theres only one martin Glancey

Hes short but hes fancy

He scores with ease so bring him on please

WALKING IN A GLANCEY wonderland

I started that chant :D

So it was you! Were you being ironic, sarcastic or serious?

Edited May 20, 201016 yr by Yngwie