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Don't care who we play and what side we pick, 6-0 is a disgraceful score. I think we should search the free agent market for some reinforcements at the back before we get into deeper trouble.

From Mondays Scotsman LOVE IN AT NEW LOVE STREET - Ewan MacMurray Group 4 Security have announced plans to make amends with travelling fans of Inverness Caledonian Thistle, following widespread condemnation of their brusque approach and draconian "policing" tactics at the recent Hibernian v ICT match played at Easter Road. Group 4 Security spokesperson, Adolf Mussolini, apologised profusely stating "We would wish to unequivocally apologise to all Inverness Supporters who attended the match at Esater Road. Our stormtroopers were overexcited by the aggressive match plan laid out by the new Stadium Manager, Vladimir Romanov, and they took their adrenaline out on the ICT contingent. We unfortunately did not hold back on men,women,children of all ages and apparently even through out a Highalnd papparazi - although he gave a false name of a pope. Group 4 Security have held preparatory talks with Strathclyde Police and the Stain Midden management. They aim to provide pre match entertainment at the slacious Alamo Bar on the aptly named Love Street. Cocktails and a buffet will be available and personal invitations are being sent out to members of the SESH and MOB fan factions. It would appear that members of those groups may have been singled out. Adolf added "Fortunately we have maintained a list of names of all those ejected and we look forward to make amends to the likes of Donald Duck, Elvis Presley, Ronald Reagan, Peter Paul XV1, William Wallace and the grey haired Marius Niculae". On arrival at the grounds all Inverness fans will receive a complementary packet of Lovehearts and will be encouraged to share the sweeties and enact the mottos with the stewards. Inverness fans will be provided with free flowery seat cushions and they will be permitted to stand whilst singing. A suggestion was for a chorus backed by flares but Health and Safety has limited this but ICT fans will be allowed to wave orchid scented joss sticks as they sing "Wise men say". Half time will herald a rendition of "All you need is love" by the Group 4 choir. Stewards will mingle with the ICT support and hope to encourage a flurry of group hugs, whilst doves will be released an rose petals will be scattered like confetti. Inverness fans, Mann4thejob and Johnboy expressed their support "This is an admirable gesture and brings back sweet memories of Woodstock and love ins. It will be just like the Aviva advert." So Paisley will be the place to be on Saturday 25th September if your goal is world peace and it will be pleasing to see the yellow jacketed barstewards being amenable for once. MOB spokesman IHE concluded " We all thought that there was a human being inside that cold, gruff exterior. It will be nice to watch ninety minutes of football again. I just hope unruly influences like the Highland Exile wont spoil it for us.

Lionel is a free agent! It's a sad state of affairs when LDZ would strengthen our defence.

Would anyone object if I or one of the other Admin just delete this thread so we can pretend this game never happened?!

Anyway we can replace Proctor with a wheelie bin for Saturday?

at least i know what to ask santa for this Christmas. New defence please

pffffftttt diddy cup.

too much mun, I can sense PMF cringing as he reads this. any idea who wrote the poem? See scarlets still drivelling on then.

That would go down as one of the more bizarre sackings in managerial history, he just took the team up at first attempt and without having any real funds to add to the team has notched up a couple of decent results so far in the SPL. Granted it was a strange team selectiontonight but perhaps he was worried about getting more injuries to key players, after all it is how ICT do in the league not the cups that will keep Butcher in a job

Dropping Proctor would be a start

Meanwhile...Raith go 2-1 up at Aberdeen..

Maybe the tims will slow down and save some energy for another time eh? Quite obvious Butch is saving the better guys for midden, but what will a humping do for the confidence of the players ?

Good luck boys Have a good time Caleyrule and I think we may win

He's been waxing lyrical on P&B too, which probably won't help.... Posted Today, 14:10 I always look forward to going to Paisley as it is very like the Highlands of olde. Inverness has become too cosmopolitan and city dwellers are turning the place in to a venerable "oasis" of culture, attracting top businesses, tourism booms and a feeling of wealth and inevitable opulence. It will not be long before the place becomes the Abu Dhabi of Scotland. I will be travelling in the horse and cart with three of ma muckers. The trap has been banned from Inverness abut nobody bats an eyelid in Paisley. I can park it up in any street and let the neddies **** all over the place - it is pleasingly acceptive to the local folk. And the abundance of troughs on street corners is applauded as well. The other plus is that we will be able to get the old shell suits out of the cupboard. The dress code in the city has also debarred us from the comfort of the apparel but in Paisley, it is a bit like Eastern europe of olde as everybody is in shell suits and ya just blend in. Inverness has become too strict on substance misuse but Methadone and other street drugs are freely available and I am impressed that outlets such as Burger vans and Ice Cream vendors all appear to have a veritable menu available. It is also great to see Syringes back on the shelves of the local shops. I expect Inverness to have at least double figures at the game and that should be enough to promote a heady atmosphere in the hollow Lego environment and the home support will be heavily influenced by the Sponsored silence day promoted by the local Gay and Lesbian Society. And as a Seer I have a recurring dream where the glorious vision of Ross "Cafu" Tokely punching the polluted air as he cracks in a wonder winner in the SPL against his biggest detractors. So please back off the criticisms of Paisley. It is a wonderful reminder of how Inverness used to be.

esson proc(assuming mccann aint fit)--tokely--munro--golly pedz---duff hayes--odi--foran rooney subs:tuffey, mcbain, cox, blumanshtein, sutherland

We are shocking at the back. 3-0, I'm away, better things to do than watch this embarrassing crap.

would someone kindly translate that for one? i'm afraid i haven't a heavenly clue what any of it means!!!! I'm not entirely convinced you're not on a wind up here, but just in case you are having genuine difficulty... The first statement is by a football fan who is apprehensive about the fact that his team's opponents have a pair of new recruits to their ranks as well as a similar number now available once more for selection... presumably following injury or suspension. The second statement quotes the (apparently locally) recorded message in the lift in Raigmore Hospital which advises occupants of imminent changes in the availability of access and exit. Hopefully this explanation, when compared with the originals, also shows how concise a "longwudge" Sneck can be.

at least county got beat aswell............

My View this year is that a cup run is a bonus league comes first so lets rest a few players for the game to save 2 away days in 4 days (I know its part of there job but still) and also try a few new things out to see if we can find solutions to our injury problems by maybe shifting people about Tuffey Duff Tokely Munro Shinnie Duncan Morrison McBain Blumenshtein Sanchez Sutherland Subs (Only 5 being a cup game) Johnson, Proctor, Ross, Foran, Rooney