Wash Cloth

[Mrs Pauliebee]

The Washcloth

I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the

week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to

tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had

only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already

around 8:45am.

The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any

time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over

hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to

make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet

the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in

'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth

in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced

to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was

called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the

table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended

that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised

when the doctor said,

"My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I

didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief

and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called

out from the bathroom,.

"Mummy, where's my washcloth?"

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it

had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

[CaleyJulz]

LMAO THATS WELL FUNNY