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"What is the going rate for mercenaries nowadays Mr Green"?

only had one careful Lady owner ?

right, when you get round to painting the dressing room could you make sure the pegs are not shuggley.

A match made in heaven

.........I'll get him to sign quick before he realises he's playing alongside me in midfield

or from Ian ......can't wait to tell ma dad I've just bought Rangers!

Ian was the guy we knew could beat the plumbers, call center employees & househusbands in the 3rd division.

Ian Black signs contract in the new Rangers trophy room.

From Green : That's another SPL wage on an SFL3 income. Wonder how long it's going to take us to hit administration this time?

We'll see you alright son but dinna tell the taxman !

Mtr Green before I sign this what does An EBT mean?

I cant believe my luck, I didnt think Rangers would come calling till they reached div 1.

Can I get an advance on me wages, I aint been paid by Hearts since Christmas

WATP - we're away to Peterhead...

Green 'Ian a few questions before you sign about your footballing education. Can you cope with being on trial at Brechin?'

Ian 'Charles, I have a lot of experience of being on trial. Anyway, all I want is to sign fer the mighty Gers and play in an old firm derby at Peterhead.'

I don't understand paragraph 24.11 "I understand I may be required to remain on the pitch for the full 90 minutes."

Green: "Hurry up and sign Ian lad, I've got to get Douglas Imrie signed by this afternoon."

"I am pleased to have signed for the club I have supported since I was a boy."

Mr Green: Ian can you paint this city blue??

Black: YES I CAN

Now Ian, you know we only signed you because Lee McCulloch is getting too old to be kicking the SH#T out of our opponents !

Why do I have to change my name to Van Persie by deed pol ?

And what's this about Manchester City?

Sorry Ian, those EBTs have been cancelled. Cash in a brown bag ok.

That will do nicely Mr Green

Yes Ian, you will be guaranteed a place in the derbies, looking forward to the first one at Hampden

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