Taken from the *Inverness Courier*.

Picture taken by and ? Ken Macpherson

Edited November 26, 200817 yr by Scotty
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Taken from the *Inverness Courier*.

"I'm so hard, I can make you collapse just by looking in your direction."

"Do you suffer from halitosis?"

Oh that was a funny moment.

The power of Ross "Ark of the Covenant" Tokely causes another Killie player to just melt.

One down, ten to go.

I used to be a "Thunderbird" in my past life

Lee Harvey Oswald turns up at Rugby Park

X-Men auditions have commenced - Tokely as Cyclops

Haud at

'Tokley just hit me'

Tokley is the only man left standing as earthquake hits rugby park.

Fernandez shows Tokely why he should be in the next Strictly Come Dancing

Should I not be a bit closer before you dive?

Did Neil Lennon teach you that when you were at Celtic? Yer Spanish compatriot Juanjo would not be impressed.

Yer Spanish compatriot Juanjo would be highly impressed !

' **** ME... who was on the curries last night? '

Tokely: "I'll sing, you dance"

Taken from the *Inverness Courier*.

'Tokely breathes a sigh of relief as sniper bullet misses him and hits Fernandez instead !.....meanwhile the tiny yellow headed killie fans look on in disbelief !'

Fernadez's primary school teacher was aglow.... He'd finally made the papers with his impersonation of a tree.

I used to be a "Thunderbird" in my past life

i tried to come up with sumthing witty about drench water and thunderbirds before i seen your post but they weren't very good

Look I've told you you're not getting my shirt after the game and I don't care if you throw a wobbly.

Another assault by the thug Tokely!

David Fernandez has a fit when Tokely refuses to get him Craig Brewster's autograph.

You've been on them mushrooms again at half time, I can tell.....

ohhhhhh, hokey hokey tokely .... knees bent arms out, ra-ra-ra