Wick Academy 3-1 Inverness CT (FT)

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

You dont have to be a feckin nuclear scientist to realise that Oddquine was having a feckin bad week.

[Oddquine]

You dont have to be a feckin nuclear scientist to realise that Oddquine was having a feckin bad week.

Not a bad week.........a bad evening. Had frozen my bahookey off at the match and missed large chunks of the game because moi......the slowest texter in the world.........was trying to update three different lots of punters all through the game.....and I hadn't worked out beforehand how to do forwarding....so it meant three separate texts every time!

As I was standing at the side of the ICT dugout........I don't know if the perpetual mobile phone ringing was irritating them as much as it was me as I tried to watch the game. .

By the time I got home, the mobile and me were not friends........in fact I had become quite abusive to it..........and RiG got the tail end of my wrath!

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Dear Oddquine,

Certainly sounds like PMS to me (Problematic Mobile Syndrome)

Symptoms of PMS

More than 100 symptoms have been associated with PMS. Common symptoms can be grouped into emotional, behavioural and physical categories.

Emotional and behavioural symptoms can include:

anxiety - clearly evident

mood swings clearly evident

tiredness clearly evident

irritability clearly evident - poor RIG

depression probable given the defeat and the cold conditions

a loss in confidence or cant multi task like most wummin

clumsiness or cant multi task like most wummin

Physical symptoms can include:

headaches clearly evident

feeling bloated Needs further investigation - what about flatulence ?

a change in your appetite Bet you had a pie

pain in your joints Shoulder and finger pains due to constant txting

tender breasts needs a physical check in the near future

abdominal (tummy) pain could be anxiety linked

These symptoms aren't unique to PMS - it's the timing of the symptoms that is the telltale sign of the condition. The symptoms will:

appear during the two weeks leading up to your monthly payment

get better once your payment has been made

come back each month

Doctor Johndo xx

[Oddquine]

I could have multi-tasked if I had had three phones and an extra hand.

The problem wasn't that I don't have an abundance of the stupendous female multi-tasking gene....but that I was at the end of the queue when the technology appreciation gene was being dished out!