Barrowman's first-team plea

[CELTIC1CALEY3]

Dear Mr Barrowman,

A lot of the Inverness supporters share your frustration although pre-season we do recall you waiting and waiting to make up your mind whilst playing little games on your social networking site.

We were pleased when you scored against Aberdeen. We thought a bee had stung you after you scored against Kilmarnock.

A lot of us thought we could have done better than you against Hearts given the fact you had a football and an enormous net in front of you with less than 7% of its area impeded by a non goal keeping player. However, you are a professional and we just watch so I guess we would have bodged it too.

Against Kilmarnock it did seem unfair that Dougie's goal went in like a magic bullet and Woodie jumped like a spectator at a Runrig concert and somehow the friggin ball hit his head and bounced over the line. You then scored our best goal of the game and later discover Brewster used his mobile to alert the linesman it was offside. It's so unfair.

Anyway, all players who have joined us from Ross County have been successes so knuckle down and start scoring. That will get rid of your frustrations,

Yours

I M Jolly

[Alex MacLeod]

Ps. Two players at a time from County never seems to work at ICT. We took John. John done good. We took Don. John done bad. Don done bad. John went to Hibs. Don done good. We took you. Don done bad. You done bad. Don goes to Rangers in January. You'll do good.