A joke 4 U

[Dmacca]

Little Johnny's teacher is asking the class, what does you father do for a living, she asks little Johnny, he replies "my dad works in a gay strip club, he dances in front of other men naked" the teacher gulps but composes herself, after class she calls Johnny over, she asks him "does your dad really work in a gay strip club" Johhny replies "no miss he plays cricket for England" but i was to embarrassed to tell the class.

courtesy of BBC Radio Bristol, thought you guys would like to hear it.

Dmacca

[EWS]

Before Saddam was hung, the Iraqi Government offered him a deal;

Either be hung and die, or become the manager of Rangers.

He turned down the deal as he would rather keep his dignity.