If I were a girl.......

[DALNEIGHCALEY]

Oh If I were a girl

Once I'm married, I'd nag my horrible hubbie,

Put on some weight and let myself go all grubby,

I'd have headaches and start having early nights,

Would change from wearing stockings to nylon tights,

In the bedroom there would be no more thrills,

Would run up lots of credit card bills,

Oh if I were a girl....

Any more lines people that remind us of married Women?

[caley100]

Shyte.... i just got married!!!

[DALNEIGHCALEY]

Dont worry mate its only a wee parody of the Beyonce number .

[CaleyD]

I have to say that the thought of having a pair of breasts to play with all day instead of a pair of testicles is somewhat appealing.

[mainstander]

I have to say that the thought of having a pair of breasts to play with all day instead of a pair of testicles is somewhat appealing.

I thought you had a pair of both anyway.

Edited January 8, 2009 by mainstander

[caley100]

:thumb04: :018: ;)

Are they not called Moobs?

[CaleyD]

Jealousy is a terrible thing.

[CaleyJulz]

Oh If I were a girl

Once I'm married, I'd nag my horrible hubbie,

Put on some weight and let myself go all grubby,

I'd have headaches and start having early nights,

Would change from wearing stockings to nylon tights,

In the bedroom there would be no more thrills,

Would run up lots of credit card bills,

Oh if I were a girl....

Any more lines people that remind us of married Women?

1. I just got married and i never ever nag !!!

2. im already a big lass.!!!

3.Life with kids and working is just 1 big head ache.

4.Nylon tights are warmer in this cold weather !!!

5.Ermmm having kids can lead to stopping that to.

6 god and women love to shop !!!!

See being a woman we have excuses !!!

[Apollo]

I have to say that the thought of having a pair of breasts to play with all day instead of a pair of testicles is somewhat appealing.

Couldn't of said it better myself.

[tm4tj]

it disnae rhyme mrs

[CaleyJulz]

Wasnae try trying to rhyme manny just ststing a point from my point of veiw !!!!

[Iain]

Oh If I were a girl

Once I'm married, I'd nag my horrible hubbie,

Put on some weight and let myself go all grubby,

I'd have headaches and start having early nights,

Would change from wearing stockings to nylon tights,

In the bedroom there would be no more thrills,

Would run up lots of credit card bills,

Oh if I were a girl....

Any more lines people that remind us of married Women?

1. I just got married and i never ever nag !!!

Just give it a couple more months

[CaleyJulz]

Oh If I were a girl

Once I'm married, I'd nag my horrible hubbie,

Put on some weight and let myself go all grubby,

I'd have headaches and start having early nights,

Would change from wearing stockings to nylon tights,

In the bedroom there would be no more thrills,

Would run up lots of credit card bills,

Oh if I were a girl....

Any more lines people that remind us of married Women?

1. I just got married and i never ever nag !!!

Just give it a couple more months

I just need to look at my husband and he knows lol !!!

[Scotty]

tried to tell Junior it was a "ring trilogy" before he did it ...... Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffer-Ring :018: :thumb04:

[Iain]

tried to tell Junior it was a "ring trilogy" before he did it ...... Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffer-Ring ;) :thumb04:

:018:

[Connie.Orr]

Ah yes, they say love is blind - it's marriage that's the real eye opener.