Happy Valentines Day

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

May I send my true "love" to the female contributors to this site on Valetines Day. It may not be "love" in the true sense but it is a term of endearment in the sincere sense. And if anybody has a spare vibrator they can send it to a variety of male erseholes for the same feckin greeting.  :015: :015: :015: :015:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

oh howdi, you romantic old fool!  and we lurv you too from the hearts of our bottoms!

:love07: :love07: :love07: :love07: :love07:

[buffy]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh stop with aw this valentine nonsense!!! ye can be romantic every day of the year!

bah humbug

single person over and oot :(

[Mee]

Hey sexy did you get my card?  :001:

[f*ballers wife]

Hey sexy did you get my card?  :001:

oh my!!!

mee, i didnt know you cared!  did you get my right address?  :015: :015: :015:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

:024: Is Mee talking to me or  :024: is Mee talking to Buffy or f*ballers wife or  :024: is Mee bisexual.  :024:

[CaleyJulz]

Awwwwwwww lurve to you to IHE xxxxxxxxxxxx

[buffy]

aye its easy to say i got oot ma door this morning withoot jumping oer the cards and flowers fae the postman.... mind you the milkman's no been yet ;)

och weel the love and kindness and hugs fae ye heelanders will dae me just fine in a few weeks' time. :005:

ra buff x

[Mee]

I was talking to you IHE - or do you not get post to the locked ward anymore?  :015:

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The bestards told me it was the electric bill - I am shocked.

[The Mantis]

I got the wife a new bag and belt for Valentine's day. The Dyson works a feckin treat now.

[Heilandee]

:015: :015:.....just nicked that to use elswhere and realised,Dysons dinnae hae bags!!!!  :007:

[The Mantis]

I widnae ken if they did  :015: :015: :015: :015:

[CaleyJulz]

lol yeahhhh dysons dinnae hae bags!!!!!

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

you old romantic mantis.... what a lucky LUCKY lady she is!  :018: