The effects of Drinking

[Scotty]

I thought this was funny ..... ;)

I had 12 bottles of whisky in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink -- or else !!! So I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.

I withdrew the cork from one bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second, third and fourth bottles and did likewise, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the fifth bottle and poured the whisky down the sink which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest of it down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles and sinks with the othjer, which were 298. As the house came by, I counted them again and finally had all the houses in one bottle which I drank.

I'm not under the affluence of incohol but some thinkle peep I am. I'm not half so thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish. I don't know who is me and the drunker I stand here the longer I get.

[caley100]

Mmmm.. good story, and sounds like you as well Scotty..

Drink has the ability to stretch time, i know despite what Stephen Hawking says, told my good lady i was nipping into the Heathmount for a beer and watch the golf, there i was watching the tv, the last group finished the 18th, i ordered a pint for the road and before i knew it the time had jumped to 10.25pm, feckin amazed i was.

My Good wife did not believe my theory on drink related time slip but it happened.

Oh by the way, i like the jugs in yer avatar pic Scotty.

[Alex MacLeod]

And the lager looks no bad either.

[Scotty]

Indeed - Oktoberfest, courtesy of http://www.motivatedphotos.com/ - you cant beat it ;)

and better still - these images are all alcohol related so not off topic

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Bronson has been posting like that fer feckin years.

[+Gringo]

Quality Scotty... :015: (I'm going to nick that...sssh)

[tm4tj]

Perfect.

I resemble that remark.