Internutters Night Out!!!!!!!

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

I am beginning to have second thoughts. So far the party is full of all the old burds.   :023:

oh my!!!

erm.... escuse me howdi.... dont be tarring me wi that brush.... some of us are hot young things you know, eh LG?  :018:

Yip. Johnboy told me that on a frosty morning you have an ample pair of blue tits.

[Johnboy]

Yes indeedy.... A sight for sore eyes if you're lucky enough to spot her on the A9 with her top down.....

:022: :022:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

:010: :010: You mean:

[Johnboy]

A wee bit unkind there, IHE.... She hasnae got hairy legs..... :023: :023:

[Guest PartTimer]

With a vision like that, how can I resist?

Count me in for the auld burds night out.

I'll bring my bus pass.

PT

[tm4tj]

When did they start the 'grab a granny' nights at the Innes????

[L_G]

A wee bit unkind there, IHE.... She hasnae got hairy legs..... :023: :023:

I thought that was IHE on a Sunday morning.  :015: :015:

Part Timer - See you there.  

[L_G]

When did they start the 'grab a granny' nights at the Innes????

Take it you'll be there then TMFTJ.  :015:

[Action Man]

How about inviting CC or some of the players and staff?

[L_G]

They'll have to prepare for the Hearts game the next day, so it's not likely.  I could pass on an invitation though.

[Action Man]

I know I'm supposed to be organising this but has anyone told the Innes that FW is going to be touting her wares on the evening?

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Or that I am donning ma kilt??  :001:

[L_G]

Not sure which is more scarey  :001: :001: As long as the tattoo stays covered. (No chance) :003:

[L_G]

I know I'm supposed to be organising this but has anyone told the Innes that FW is going to be touting her wares on the evening?

I only told Colin we were having an early Christmas Party, didn't mention anything about virgins.  :003: :003:

I didn't realise this was still likely as I thought you had cancelled your Virgin night in favour of a night in the Innes, but if you can combine both then why not.  I'll leave you to liase with the Virgin and the Innes on this one. 

[Action Man]

Not sure if the Innes is going to be a safe place for virgins that particular night :016:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

oh dear, howdi in his kilt and fw in the same room....  the mind, along with other bits of the anatomy, boggles!!!  :015:

as far as doing both.... i AM a wimin after all and i CAN multi task.... so i'm up for it if you are!  as long as howdi leaves me be till i finish the 'virgin' bit!  :004:

i'll give you a call AM and maybe we should have a erm.... 'meeting' in the innes to decide how you're going to have me.... well, WHERE you're going to have me!!!  :023:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

CLUEDO? - In the toilets - with a blunt object - from behind.  :015: :015: :015: :015:

[f*ballers wife]

CLUEDO? - In the toilets - with a blunt object - from behind.  :015: :015: :015: :015:

oh my!!!

i bet you say that to all the girls!  :004:

howdi, sweeti, i LURV mysteries, can i be jessica fletcher...?  :021:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Is she related to Linda Lovelace?

Well I am on the loose that weekend - so who all is going?

[L_G]

Just you and a few old birds as far as I can tell.  :015: :015: :015:

Other than that I'll be there, Mr & Mrs Pauliebee, Action Man, Heilandee, Johnboy + 1 I think, Gringo Jnr, Cutecaleychick, Yompa, Maimie, Morris and of course the virgin Mary will be there.

I'm guessing Caley 100 will join us and hopefull some of the usual Innes crew, Guzz, Uncle Albert, PL, Bart, Doresboy etc etc etc

Tried to twist the arms of the Coia Caley Crew to join us but might need a bit more persuasion, anyone with their numbers get texting. 

Hopefully one or two surprise guests too  :017: :017: :017: :017:

[Alex MacLeod]

Wish this was on Saturday night and not Friday. Friday, sadly, I will be spending the second of two nights eating, drinking and sleeping in the, not so exciting Sherraton Hotel in Edinburgh. But I will be up for the Hearts game.

[L_G]

That's unfortunate.  Possibly if we had actually arranged this as a Christmas party we might have picked a Saturday night, but it was Action Man's Virgin party that we hi-jacked.  Shame you can't make it.

[Action Man]

That's unfortunate.  Possibly if we had actually arranged this as a Christmas party we might have picked a Saturday night, but it was Action Man's Virgin party that we hi-jacked.  Shame you can't make it.

Do you know how bad that sounds?

[Johnboy]

Everyone will make it...... if FW comes....... :004:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

you BETTER all come!  and a couple of you need to buy something from me so i have the excuse of 'working'!!!  :023:

will you promise not to get me drunk BEFORE i work out action man's commission.... in case i give him too much!!!  :017: :005: :004: