Internutters Night Out!!!!!!!

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

the kilt and the trap is one thing... but the cheese under there..... well, that's just foosty!  :006:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Ok. Just for you I will wash the trap beforehand.  :004:

[Johnboy]

Probably something of a rarity but a wee rinse for the meat & two veg, also might not go amiss.....  :006:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

oh howdi, you are SUCH a gent! :love07: how will i recognise you on friday BTW? :024:

and jb, dont be expecting too much, good grief, you'll be asking him to have a SHOWER next!  :015:

[Johnboy]

The forecast is for rain on Friday night...... he won't need a shower..... :004:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

so he'll be the gene kelly look~a~likey?  :014:

[L_G]

Just check for the tattoo, then you'll know when you have found the right person.  :021: :021:

Also it is possible he could be the only person in the Innes on a Friday night wearing a kilt.  :015:

Are you showing your wares FW??

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

From what I hear I want need to bathe, worry about the weather, nudity, dress, decorum or the availability of sex cos I am going to meet a right shower off odd cnuts.

[Johnboy]

It's a pre-condition of these little get togethers that everyone has to take part in the sex games.... no matter how ill-equipped or ill-prepared.

You didn't think you were coming for a jewellery & make up party did you?

:001: :001: :001:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Are we going to play pin the worm on the Johnboy then??  :015: :015: :015:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

lg, i think i'll take a couple of bits with me, but i wont have time to look after my kit, i'll be too busy taking all these luverly guys orders for their luverly wifie folk!

and then there's the games.... i believe pass the parcel was mentioned... pin the worm.... what the **** have we unleashed here girl!?!?!  :023:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Ya can play snakes and ladders under ma kilt if I wear ma fishnets. But beware of catching crabs.

[Johnboy]

Yeah.... Maybe we could give pin the worm a miss this year....

Infection, pinworm

An infection caused by a small, white intestinal worm: the pinworm or, more formally, Enterobius vermicularis. The pinworm is about the length of a staple and lives for the most part within the rectum of humans. While an infected person is asleep, female pinworms leave the intestines through the anus and deposit eggs on the skin around the anus. Because Enterobius vermicularis is a pinworm, pinworm infection is also called enterobiasis.

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

hmmm.... memo to self.... ask LG to point howdi out, rather than checking under all kilts for the tattoo.....  :023: :024:

and remember NOT to mention worms to jb!!!  :017:

[Guest cuteweenumber]

since I've not been around for a while what's the chances of seeing IHE's tattoo????

[Johnboy]

Will you be showing off your cuteweenumber, cuteweenumber?

:004:

[Dmacca]

Im gutted that i cant make it tonight, but if we do all this again next year its a promise ill be there, so guys & gals have a great night, and lets hope the boys can turn around this months form to keep the party going into tomorrow night.

Macca

[L_G]

Will you be showing off your cuteweenumber, cuteweenumber?

:004:

Oh no it's not going to be a 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours' kind of a night is it??

[caley100]

'Oh no it's not going to be a 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours' kind of a night is it??'

Jeez.. i'll be at the bar with me blinkers on!

[Guest cuteweenumber]

Will you be showing off your cuteweenumber, cuteweenumber?

:004:

you never know your luck!! :004: :001:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

get your coat jb, you've pulled!!!  :015:

and LG.... who gets to show first, are they all gents there and will they let us???  :023:

or will it be age before beauty.... in which case, we'll see it ALLLL before we need to expose ANYthing!  :015: :004:

[Action Man]

I,ve been in to see Colin at the Innes and the good news is his nibbles are hot :010:.......

I,ve also reserved a table for FW................................................................

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In the Chieftain.... :004:

[Johnboy]

Can I have my Aberdeen Angus done "medium rare" please...?  :022:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

so what time do i make my entrance AM.... to the chieftan?  :016: :023:

[L_G]

Look out Loopy's about.  I think she may make an appearance later.