ur mama is so fat

[Guest thedrunkone]

she fell over and cut her leg and gravy poured out lol

beat that then boys and gals

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[Guest Lauraness]

you loon

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

[+CaleyD]

Ur mama's so fat I once slapped her thigh and rode the waves for a week.

[CaleyJulz]

I am getting really worried about the loons that post on this forum. I thought i had issues but seems someone has more than me .I feel loads better now.  :001:

[Scotty]

Ur mama is so fat ..... she has her own postcode

[Johnboy]

When she lies on the beach people fire harpoons at her....

[CaleyJulz]

Someone call greenpeace please.

[KingBeastie]

Your mama is so fat...

... your dad burnt his *** on the light bulb when you were concieved

... her waist size is equator

... when you were born it took a search and rescue team 12 hours to find you in the folds. (and one of them was never seen again)

[Johnboy]

When she walks her thighs say "excuse me" to each other..... :015:

[broomie boy]

Your mamma's so fat that when god said " Let there be light!", he had to tell her to move over

Your Mamma's so fat, when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton

Yo Mamma's so fat, when she weighs herself the scale says 'To be continued...'