Your Scotland....

[Alex MacLeod]

.......for FW to come out..................................in the open and tell the world that this Scotland can be a safe place for all types of person.

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

alex sweet~peee.... what kind of a person DO you think i am?  :024:

we need to do lunch one day babe!!!  :004:

[Alex MacLeod]

Mmmmm! Lunch! Will that be in one of the top restuarants in Carrbridge........or a secluded candlelit for three two at your place? :004:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

not answered the question tho sweet~peee!!!

and lunch for 3/2..... are you thinking i have a, sorry, WE have a split personallity?  :024:

[Alex MacLeod]

Yes, to be honest I think if I lunch with you I'll be outnumbered 2/1. Tis ok though cos my mind is broader than it is long :004:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

well, at least you have SOMEthing broader than it is long....

that's maybe a good thing.....

is it?

not sure.....

altho i would maybe disagree.....  :023:

having said that......

let us get back to you on that one babe!  :015: :015: :015:

[Alex MacLeod]

have to wait and see on that one.........................

unless..........remember the primary school games?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours :015:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

now STOP IT!!!  :018:

we are COMPLETELY off topic and it's ME who'll get it from scotty! (again! :023: :004:) never mind action man and his very, ultra sensible thread!

back to the point!  which was.....  :015:

oh yes, scotland! standing alone, all up for that, so long as we can keep the whisky profits!

ps, meet ya behind the bike shed!  :023:

[Alex MacLeod]

Bike shed???? You must be older than I thought. Its skateboard racks nowadays

[Johnboy]

You know what they say.....

The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune.... :023:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

here here.... i'm not THAT old babe!

its jb that told me about the bike sheds!  :023:

[Alex MacLeod]

Scotland has come a long way since JB went to school. The wheel's been invented, little boys dont go up chimneys and beers near three quid a pint. :003:

[Action Man]

Ahem!

[Johnboy]

Scotland has come a long way since JB went to school. The wheel's been invented, little boys dont go up chimneys and beers near three quid a pint. :003:

Absolutely right, Alex.... Beer is dam close to 3 squid a pint... Much cheaper to drink Cyprus brandy - if you can get your hands on it.....  :006:

[Alex MacLeod]

I'm going to Majorca in May but I dont think they sell it there though.

[Guest Lauraloos]

aside from scottish politics, Whenever I hear simple minds "alive and kicking" playing ANYWHERE, the hairs stand up on the back of my neck, it makes me very proud to be scottish!!!!!

[Alex MacLeod]

And there was me thinking Lauraloos was no more than a child. :003:

[Johnboy]

Not that you would let that stop you.... you ageing geek...!!!  :023:

[Guest Lauraloos]

And there was me thinking Lauraloos was no more than a child. :003:

sometimes I wonder myself Alex!!! :015:

[Johnboy]

Oooooh...... Tread very carefully here laura....  :018:

[Alex MacLeod]

Not that you would let that stop you.... you ageing geek...!!!  :023:

As the old adage goes, yer only as old as the woman you feel.

Now FW could maybe take two menings out of that. :003:

[Guest Lauraloos]

Oooooh...... Tread very carefully here laura....  :018:

what have I done??

[Johnboy]

You've got him all worked up & excited.... he's at a difficult age.... the male menopause I think it's called.....

Alex....

The only place you can get Keo brandy is Cyprus..... So you'll just have to make some kind of a detour....

i've tried Spanish brandy too.... just not the same... the one I tried was called El Splendido....!!

Expensive too - 'bout 75p a bottella....

[Guest Lauraloos]

oh right lol.

kinda what im going through just now. No boyfriend, am broke from paying my ex to leave me alone basically. not good times :007:

[Johnboy]

See what I mean? He's obviously gone to bed now.... all that excitement's been too much for him..... :006: :006: