The Bathtub test....

[Johnboy]

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "How

do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a

teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to

empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor, "a normal person would use the

bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," said the Director, "a normal person would pull the plug.  Do you

want a bed near the window?"

[Alex MacLeod]

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[Guest sophia]

Perhaps in the same establishment:

A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a

truck, with his hands at 10 to 2. The nurse asks him, 'Kenny! What are you doing?'

Kenny replies, 'Can't talk right now I'm driving to Melbourne !' The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Kenny's room just as he stops driving his imaginary truck and she asks, 'Well Kenny, how was your trip?'

Kenny says, 'I'm exhausted, I just got into Melbourne and I need some rest.

That's great,' replied the nurse, 'I'm glad you had a safe trip.'

The nurse leaves Kenny's room, and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Davo sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.

Shocked, she shouts, 'Davo what are you doing!?' To which Davo replies,

'Shhh, I'm s****ng Kenny's wife while he's in Melbourne '.

[tm4tj]

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[caleyblue]

liked them both  :015: :rotflmao: