Christmas Present Idea

[Mrs Pauliebee]

The old ones are always the best......

A Christmas present idea

A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his

new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long

and she lived a considerable distance away. He consulted his sister

and decided after careful consideration,that a pair of good quality

gloves would  strike the right note,not too romantic and not too personal.

Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected

a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves.

His sister bought pair of knickers for herself at the same time. 

Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the

two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.

Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter:

Dear Sasha,

I chose these because I've noticed that you are not

wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for

my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she

wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove). These are a very

delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair

she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly

soiled at all. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she

began wearing them.  I had her try yours on for me and she looked really

smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no

doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to

see you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a

little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from

wearing.  Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the

coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

All my love Ron

P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded

down with a little bit of fur showing.

[tm4tj]

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[+Gringo]

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