Old Gits- Donview gets his very own forum!

[The Mantis]

Yes indeedy ymip 8)

Tea or coffee Caley100?

[DJS]

Old fart is a state of mind rather than an age thing. :?

[Guest Jock Watt]

And Old Gits can pat a goodlooking young bird on the behind without getting belted round the chops !!!!!!!!! 8)

[+Gringo]

Sounds as if you're well on the road to recovery now Jock

[Interthenet Jnr]

So do we have to post in big size for the foogies to see it?

[caley100]

Welcome back travelling teech.

The tea/coffee was meant to be sent to tmftj as i was in the Q at half time at Livvy, hope it didnt cost you! if it did Naelifts will buy you a beer.

Talking about old farts has he not registered for this forum yet?

[+Wanderer]

Is this the place to test our zimmer keyboards?

Hi (old) folks...this is all looking a bit hi-tech...

[The Mantis]

I told Naelifts it was costing me £1.50 everytime he texted me just to say 'OK' so I just assumed you were both taking the piss.

[The Mantis]

Brilliant avatar Foggy. Mind you I think Yngwie will object......

[+Wanderer]

You told me Yngwie is the geeky bicyclist with a bizarre alfresco sex-life...

....or did I dream that?

[Guest kcj]

You at the age now that you're dreamin' of someone else's sex life??

[DJS]

.....but who's Norah Batty?

[The Fly]

Ha! Donview is unknown gender!

[DJS]

So that's what too much Guinness does to you?

[Guest Lauraness]

whats a zimmer keyboard?

[The Mantis]

Lizzie = Norah

Naelifts = Compo

[Guest Lauraness]

GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE

[Guest Lauraness]

My word my dad is old, he just tried to answer a text message...he put the phone to his ear and was like "Hello? Hello?" hahahahahahahahahahaha

it made me laugh and made me think of u fogies so thought i would share the whole experience...

[Guest Jock Watt]

Oh charming, Lauraness!

Tell us about some of your other "experiences"!

Reply in large type please, you know us old fogies need the help!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[tm4tj]

Jock, now theres an olg Fogey. Did you bump into my daughter yet, she is just round the corner in Brisbane

[Guest Lauraness]

soorry i'll keep the writing big from now on..hahha

[Donview]

So that's what too much Guinness does to you?

Too many smart erses on here....................and as for that wee "fly" **** !!

[Yngwie]

Hello old people, your favourite grandson here just popping in for a quick visit. I'm trying to put up with the stench of pee and lavender in the hope that you'll remember me in your wills.

[The Mantis]

Smell of slavers and Farley's rusks more like.

[Guest kcj]

:roll: When does the meals-on-wheels lady come 'round and can I apply for my winter fuel credits/bus pass renewal thru this handy new forum??