Hearts = Laughing Stock

[wyness_is_god]

Funny as Feck details about Hearts come out by Craig Gordon in the media this weekend nearly 10 pages of it from what i've heard  :rotflmao: I presume he did'nt sign the confidentiallity agreement  Cant find a link online to it, but its apparently all spread out in the News of the World.

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Anyway some of the details for folk who may not have seen this  :001:

A magic black box, that you put your hand on and it tells you in Russian if your fit to play or not.  :015: :015: :015:

Vlad designed home and away strips for Hearts, the home one had maroon tartan shorts with a SPORRAN printed on them.  :015: :015: :015:

A Lithuanian man walking around in a hospital gown that looks like PJ's with a clipboard in his hands, saying he could heal the players injurys by minipulating the flow of energy in the injured area with his hands.  :015: :015: :015:

So many Lithuanian players training with the Hearts squad, that Gordon didn't know half there names.  :015: :015: :015:

Training consisted of Piggy Backs and Wrestling.  :015: :015: :015:

Lets be honest, Hearts are owned by a maniac :rotflmao:

[caley89]

don't believe everything out of the news of the world :017:

[4ize]

I bet that London bus buried in the Arctic ice contained former business rivals of Romanov. Terrible, terrible...