Hormone Guide

[Connie.Orr]

The Hormone Guide

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do

is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide

that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every significant other!

OOH - DANGEROUS !:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

Eh what's for dinner love?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Here, have a margarita

Are you wearing that?

Wow, you look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have a margarita

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have a margarita

Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

Here, have a margarita

What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn't over-do it today.

I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have a margarita