Paul McCartney

[The Mantis]

He's started attending gamblers anonymous. Seemingly he lost £200M on a one-legged bandit.

[KingBeastie]

He's taken to writting poetry.

Here's a sample:

"We lay by the moonlight river bank

my hands were all a-quiver

I slowly undid her suspender belt

and her leg fell in the river"

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

oh beastie, that's bad..... :014:

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[Johnboy]

I thot it was pure brill....!! :015: :015:

[+Gringo]

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[+Gringo]

He's also instructed his solicitor to make sure she hasn't got a leg to stand on in a divorce case.

[KingBeastie]

A south african gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident.

"Now I'm buqqered" he says "Who'd want a one legged gold digger?"

"ME!!" shouts Paul McCartney.

[+Gringo]

Somebody said the divorce was something to do with cheating at Twister...

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[KingBeastie]

ha ha! Apparently with the divorce money she wants to buy a plane.

Guess she wants to be able to shave both her legs.

[Guest Lauraness]

silly bint!

[KingBeastie]

:015: :015: :015: :015: :015: He never married smurfette!!

[Guest Lauraness]

he might as well have!!

ohhh wait....paul mccartney is on the phone...he wants to borrow Kingbeasties lawyer.......

i told him i aint free, i have beer companys to sue.............hes fecked!

[KingBeastie]

:015: :015: :015: We'll be rich I telll thee!

[f*ballers wife]

:015: :015: :015: We'll be rich I telll thee!

oh my!!!

and you just remember that i LURVE you FARRRR more than ANYone else, sweetness! :love07::love07::love07:

[Guest Lauraness]

Zillionaires

[Guest JEB]

LOL - this thread has just cheered me up - tears running down my face :001: :001:

[Kingsmills]

Poor Paul, he might be left with a mere £700,000,000 when this is all done and dusted.

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

and i should go and console him.... bosy him into my ample

b(oYo)sss(oYo)m, he'll be happy there! :love07: :015:

[Johnboy]

oh my!!!

and i should go and console him.... bosy him into my ample

b(oYo)sss(oYo)m, he'll be happy there! :love07: :015:

Who wouldn't be happy there...!!

[f*ballers wife]

Who wouldn't be happy there...!!

oh my!!!

sweeti... they are ALLLLL happy in there! :015: