What's your job

[Heilandee]

I'm a drugs importer/dealer and I also run a chain of brothels in Inverness.

He buy's nightnurse from Boots and helps out in the soup kitchen

[+CaleyD]

I'm a drugs importer/dealer and I also run a chain of brothels in Inverness.

People have received police visits for saying less than that on public forums (including this one).

[Guest]

I'm a drugs importer/dealer and I also run a chain of brothels in Inverness.

People have received police visits for saying less than that on public forums (including this one).

You'd think the police would have better things to do than follow up on severe sarcasm posted on public forums. Did I mention I am an international hitman, my most famous job was carried out on the 22nd November 63 but after March the 30th and May the 13th '81 people started losing faith in my ability, 1981 was a bad year for me.

[Johnboy]

Did I mention I am an international hitman, my most famous job was carried out on the 22nd November 63 but after March the 30th and May the 13th '81 people started losing faith in my ability, 1981 was a bad year for me.

I always thought you had something to do with May 13th 1981!

B)

[Guest]

Did I mention I am an international hitman, my most famous job was carried out on the 22nd November 63 but after March the 30th and May the 13th '81 people started losing faith in my ability, 1981 was a bad year for me.

I always thought you had something to do with May 13th 1981!

B)

Firstly, thanks for not grassing me up, it's been murder (pardon the pun) trying to keep that one quiet. Mehmet Ali Agca would have been a very happy man if you had spoken up earlier but since he's due out in January a large back hander from my employers at the time should keep him quiet.

Secondly, I would like it to be known that I was only doing my job, there was no personal agenda and the bigotry which you perceive me to hold is non existent. If you want to know the true facts behind the story look out for Dan Brown's next release, it's not too far from the truth, as ever. B)

[Renegade]

Where do I start...

Rock and Roll God

Sex Symbol

I could go on and on...

[Guest]

Where do I start...

Rock and Roll God

Sex Symbol

I could go on and on...

You really are amazing Renegade, perhaps you could bring more than just your in depth footballing knowledge to TCS you would surely fill our wee stadium with your musical ability and sexy moves. If an old age pensioner can rock his zimmer frame over the stage and get the grannies ripping off their bloomers then surely you can do it.

[Oz647]

I'm a drugs importer/dealer and I also run a chain of brothels in Inverness.

I'm a vice officer, nice to meet you. :icon_police:

[Johnboy]

I'm a vice officer, nice to meet you. :icon_police:

Yes I know you very well, Oz - you're never away from my establishments.

Are you needing anything for the weekend, Sir?

[Guest]

I'm a vice officer, nice to meet you. :icon_police:

JeBus I thought you were interpol there, they have been after Car-loose the Cackhole (me) for years. Gonnae no dae that?

Johnboy I'll be in for the usual Peruvian marching powder and 3 Lithuanian sex slaves 1800 Saturday.

[MrsICTFC]

Rosscoe23 will not publicly state his occupation - although most of us know what it is - and chooses to make snarky comments about others on this thread so he has been banned from it. Dee - This user's actions in this thread are indeed what we are on about.

Thanks!

[Pele_Is_God]

Clerical Officer/Skivvy for the NHS. Exciting as watching one of Csabo Laszlo's teams.... :icon_police:

[CaleyMad]

Home+Leisure, DateCode, Chilled, Grocery, Produce, George, Bakery, Warehouse, Home Shopping colleegue at ASDA.

Edited December 4, 2009 by RenegadeJnr

[PullMyFinger]

Supervisor in a factory.

[+Hiro]

Chartered Accountant. Not technically qualified until I finish my training contract in March (only 117 days) but I am exam qualified- passed all first time may I add :icon_police:

Now at the age of 24 I need to figure out what I really am going to do with my life.

[Georgeios]

Home+Leisure, DateCode, Chilled, Grocery, Produce, George, Bakery, Warehouse, Home Shopping colleegue at ASDA.

He does keep the Mince isle neat and tidy.

[starchief]

Ecologist mainly. Want to build something (road, windfarm etc), then I make sure there's nothing wildlife-wise living there. If there is, I advise on what can be done (mitigate, move or end up in court). A bit of environmental research and writing too. http://EnvironmentalConsultancy.co.uk if you need me ;)

I also publish and write comics (see the links below or have a gander at http://www.myebook.com/starscape/ and have just released a new wave/electronica/lo-fi album (video being at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdcrXST-sOc.

Edited December 4, 2009 by starchief

[davie]

I'm very high up in Inverness, me - I work in kinmylies for social work. I know that I' very high up 'cause I can see my house from here.

[Scotty]

I switch things off and switch them on again.

;)

Yup - thats about it, although sometimes kicking or punching the box is another alternative :icon_santa:

[Georgeios]

The Executive Reboot

Giving it the MK1 finger

Fat Finger It

The Aircrew Reshuffle

[Alex MacLeod]

Ecologist mainly. Want to build something (road, windfarm etc), then I make sure there's nothing wildlife-wise living there. If there is, I advise on what can be done (mitigate, move or end up in court). A bit of environmental research and writing too. http://EnvironmentalConsultancy.co.uk if you need me :)

I also publish and write comics (see the links below or have a gander at http://www.myebook.com/starscape/ and have just released a new wave/electronica/lo-fi album (video being at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdcrXST-sOc.

Freakin tree hugger! :)

[Alex MacLeod]

I would be interested to know what you thought I did ! :) lol

I do home care! Next year I will be studying towards a BA in Social Work.

I actually thought you may still be in school. Sixth year studies.

Think your getting your Miss and you Mrs confused Alex

Think you may have the right's of it DC........Either that or I was subconsiously hoping the Mrs would want to be a Miss.

[StockholmSyndrome]

Mortgage processing. It's been a rough couple of years :)

[starchief]

Ecologist mainly. Want to build something (road, windfarm etc), then I make sure there's nothing wildlife-wise living there. If there is, I advise on what can be done (mitigate, move or end up in court). A bit of environmental research and writing too. http://EnvironmentalConsultancy.co.uk if you need me :)

I also publish and write comics (see the links below or have a gander at http://www.myebook.com/starscape/ and have just released a new wave/electronica/lo-fi album (video being at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdcrXST-sOc.

Freakin tree hugger! :)

I managed to get a photo of one of the engineers doing just that. Straight up on the noticeboard and my website:

[maimie]

engLish taecheR

if my english teacher had been more like you i might have done better! :D

Where do I start...

Rock and Roll God

Sex Symbol

I could go on and on...

wow!!

me?

Rock Chic... :P :011: