WHAT

[lauraness]

i canny believe im only a new signing, i should be a bloomin leg end by now, i have been on this longer than you! who deleted me anyway, you go away for a few months and ur forgotten about! like a scabby old barbie doll that you cut all the hair off..

i just spilt yoghurt all over the couch...

[Johnboy]

That reminds me me of an old joke....

A Glesga burd walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on

the counter.

"Ah'll be back ra morra efternin tae pick

up ma dress." she says.

"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "Naw" she replies.

"This time it's mayonnaise