I think it is a joke

[Guest iTS ONLY ME]

For the Baltic Air website.

Purple Parrot

A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat next to him. The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle past the man and his seat mate.

"Hey, *****, "says the parrot, "bring me a whiskey and soda, and make it snappy!"

The FA looks annoyed, but walks on. A minute later, she walks back up the aisle, and the parrot pipes up again "Goddammit, you lazy whore, where's my whiskey?

Hurry it up! " Visibly flustered, the FA hurries up the aisle and returns quickly with the parrot's drink.

Impressed with the parrot's technique, the man decides to get some quick service for himself.

"Hey, slut, " says the man, "get me a dry martini.

And don't drag your sorry *** - I want it right now! "

The FA turns red with anger and runs to the front of the plane. In a moment she returns with the First Officer and two burly male flight attendants. The crewmen seize the passenger and the parrot, jerk open the emergency door, and hurl them both out of the airplane at 20, 000 feet.

As the two hurtle out the door, the parrot says to the man, "Ya know, for someone who can't fly, you got a lotta balls."

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new

wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his

wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed

done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the

third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed

and put away.

Jimmy had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given

his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the

cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but

the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the

dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Scottish girl. He boasted that he told her

that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn

mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He

said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see

anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he

could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to

eat, load the dishwasher, fill the washing machine and call a

landscaper.

[Heilandee]

An American,Englishman and Glaswegian sitting together having breakfast with their wives,the American leans across the table and says..........."pass  the honey,Honey".....the Englishman not wanting to be outdone turns to his wife and coo's, "pass the sugar,Sugar"......The Glaswegian thinks he'd better get in on the act too, so leans towards his wife and say's ......."gies the milk ya cow"

[Johnboy]

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