SITUATIONAL AWARENESS

[Mrs Pauliebee]

Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine

travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car

and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground

level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the

same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Answer below..

Answer:

Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're p*ssed.

[Kingsmills]

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[CaleyD]

How do you safely get of a moving merry-go-round whilst drunk?

[+Gringo]

I'd like to know how you'd get on it in the first place if you was pished......last roundabout I saw looked like a bed, round and round and round it went but I was blowed if I could get on it.

[CaleyJulz]

I got told a wee trick to stop that spinning feeling when yer in yer bed drunk not sure if its true or was someone takin the *beep*  well you sleep with one leg on the floor but i always forget as i just fall in too me bed and forget and think god please stop this room spinning i think the one leg on the floor is to get to the loo quicker if yer gonna throw up. I musy try this might be going out sunday night so if i remember i will try.

[tm4tj]

Don't think your leg would reach the floor :010:

[+Gringo]

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[CaleyJulz]

Dad just went upstairs lay on me bed and if i sleep right at the edge my foot just makes the floor but that could be a bit dodgy as i might fall out my bed .

[CaleyJulz]

Right im going on sunday night one i manage to park my vodka scooter i will put the one foot on the floor to the test will get ma wooly socks out to keep ma foot warm and will tell ya if it works .

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

mrs P.... i've told you before, stop taking that benilyn ......... it does strange things to the mind!!!  :015:

[Johnboy]

Dad just went upstairs lay on me bed and if i sleep right at the edge my foot just makes the floor but that could be a bit dodgy as i might fall out my bed .

Do you share a bed with your dad...!?!?!?

[tm4tj]

Hey Johnboy............she wishes  :011:

[f*ballers wife]

Hey Johnboy............she wishes  :011:

oh my!!!

hey manni... dont ALL women want to share a bed with you???  surely it cant JUST be ME?!?!?  :006:

[Guest Lauraness]

whens the shows up anyways?  :clapping04: