The ones that got away?

[Renegade]

Dan Wagaluka - Now playing for Azam FC in Tanzania. Played against Liverpool last season, but Brew felt he was too small and too lightweight.

http://www.azamfc.co.tz/first-team/player/dan-wagaluka

[Renegade]

Adriano Pellegrino was a young Australian forward who had a trial just before our first SPL season. He is now at Perth Glory (along with Eugene Dadi). He initially went to Greece for a season before heading back home.

According to the BBC gossip column on the Text, it says that Pellegrino is coming over to this country soon to have a trial with Celtic.

[Yngwie]

Will this be before or after Dean MacDonald signs for them?!

[Sorted]

Sean Evans and Michael Barnes.

2 Man U youngsters that came in. Both looked like hard workers and also looked more than capable of regular football. Brew was ignorant enough to weive away Alex Fergusons suggestions.

And of course he was so wrong as they have both gone on to have such glittering careers!!

[Council Juice]

Xavi, Messi, Iniesta, Kaka, Ronaldo.. look where we could of been with them eh

I think they might be a bit out of our wage barrier

Aye just by a wee bit

Well I was talkin to wee Messi and he said if there was any club he'd be willing to play for nothing for it would be Caley Thistle.

No wait, thats just something I made up.