Do you give 100%

[Alex MacLeod]

We've all heard the phrase, "he gave more than 100%" but what does it really mean? What makes 100% in life?

Mathematical formula:

Assume:

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z

1  2  3  4  5  6  7    8  9 10 11 12 13 14  15 16 17  18 19 20 21 22 23  24 25 26

Then:

H    A    R      D    W    O      R      K

8 + 1 + 18 + 4 + 23 + 15 + 18 + 11 = 98%

and

K      N      O    W      L    E    D  G    E

11 + 14 + 15 + 23 + 12 + 5 + 4 + 7 + 5 = 96%

and

A    T      T      I      T      U      D    E

1 + 20 + 20 + 9 + 20 + 21 + 4 + 5 = 100%

and

B    U      L      L      S    H    I      T

2 + 21 + 12 + 12 + 19 + 8 + 9 + 20 = 103%

A      S    S      K    I      S      S      I    N    G

1 + 19 + 19 + 11 + 9 + 19 + 19 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 118%

So one can conclude, with mathematical certainty, that whilst hard work and knowledge will get you close to that 100% effort and a bit of attitude will get you there, only with bullsh1t and asskissing will you ever give more than 100%

[kaiser]

...I always give 100% at work...

12% monday

23% tuesday

40% wednesday

20% thursday

5% friday

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[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

virgin mary = 136% 

what can i say, value for money EVERY time!!!  :clapping04: :015: :001:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

and then there's MOI...

f*ballers wife = 118%..... and thats not even counting the '*' !!!  :016:

[Libero]

Libero - 61% - sounds about right :015: