LOOKING FOR A DATE!!!

[Alex MacLeod]

Still no offer of a free cheap bed on 27th :009:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Hoi ya cheeky betch .. 50 in two feckin months.  :018: :018: too old or too endowed  :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: If ya go Commando ya would get anybody.  :010: :010: Anyway fancy a threesome wiv me and Elaine??

[clacher_holiday2]

yeah ill do that if you want somebody apart from ihe

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Feck me.  :010: :010: Look at the Inverness Meet advert at the top. Loopylove.com.  :010: :010: Offering commando training.  :015: :015:

[Guest Loopy]

You should know by now i dont need commando training haha, but for the record I'll be wearing a little black dress and black holdups, wont need knickers if i get a nice man to keep me warm I might even do the fur coat to finish it of haha. :016: :016:

[tm4tj]

Oh dear, it's the old.....all fur coat and no knickers gag :010:

[RiG]

You should know by now i dont need commando training haha, but for the record I'll be wearing a little black dress and black holdups, wont need knickers if i get a nice man to keep me warm I might even do the fur coat to finish it of haha. :016: :016:

Lovely stuff.

Post a picture please?  :015:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Can I have the hold ups when yer finished with them..and dont wash them.  :023:

[Alex MacLeod]

Getting closer to 27th and still no offer of a cheap B&B. Gonna have to consider a hotel now.

[tm4tj]

Alex, you have a PM, unfortunately for you, it is only from me.

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

have you found anyone yet hun?  :024:

i dont like to see a lady in distress so come on guys, get a grip.... a free meal(?) drink(?) a gorg girly (oYo)  (Y)  where is your problem there?!?!?!  :024:

Anyway fancy a threesome wiv me and Elaine??

howdi, they would kill ya hun!.... never stand the pace, so maybe i should come along too, just to look after you!?!  :023: :004:

 

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

What ya mean like the Ryder  :010: Cup. No problems .. foursomes are my fave.  :021: :021: I have done 36 holes in a day before and that was with a handicap.

[Johnboy]

The handicap being your golf, presumably.... :023:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Who said anything bout golf??  :017:

[Johnboy]

It's all connected with the way you swing..... :018:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

jb, the angle of his dangle is OBVIOUSLY perpindicular to the swingle of his dingle!  :024:

its all in the wrist action you know!..... i was told!.... once...... apon a time......  :023:

[Johnboy]

I'm reliably informed IHE has an excellent wrist action, which he puts to good use several times a day....

:022:

Almost every football referree you are ever likely to encounter is equally talented... it's a gift...  :023:

[Action Man]

Looking for a date hot stuff?..........................

Try the grocery aisle,........beside the melons! :016:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

I am soooooooooooooooo glad I picked East End Park instead of a threesome.

[Johnboy]

Is a threesome for you doing it with both hands?  :024:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

It wont fit into two hands.. unlike your brain.  :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015:

[+CaleyD]

Rumour has it that it doesn't even fit in one hand  :015:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

His brain is that small?  :010:

[Johnboy]

It's bigger than your appendage and a lot more feckin useful.....  :015: :015: :015:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

as a paperweight?