Cup question

[+Gringo]

An English tourist was in the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada . He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Indian sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white plaits and a wrinkled face. '

Who's he?' said the tourist.

'That's the Memory Man.' said the bartender. 'He knows everything. He can remember any fact. Go and try him out.'

So the bloke goes over thinking 'He won't know about English football.'

'Who won the 1965 FA Cup Final?' he asks.

' Liverpool ' replies the Memory Man.

'Who did they beat?'

' Leeds ' was the reply.

'And the score?'

'2-1'

'Who scored the winning goal?'

'Ian St. John' was the old man's reply.

The bloke was knocked out by this and told everyone back home about

the Memory Man when he got back.

A few years later he went back to the USA and tried to find the

impressive Memory Man. Eventually he found the bar and sitting in

the same seat was the old Indian, only this time he was older and

more wrinkled. Because he was so impressed he decided to greet the

Indian in his native tongue. He approached him with the traditional

greeting of 'How'

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and the Indian replied............................

"Diving header in the six yard box".

[Jay_7]

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[The Mantis]

Sometimes I think you must have gone to the same school as me Gringers

[Kingsmills]

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